HIT ME A FOLLOW-BACK. A SAINT WHO SAYS THE QUIET BAD PARTS OUT LOUD #BJ🦋
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I HELPED MY DAD LOG BACK IN TO HIS OPAY ON HIS NEW PHONE AND I SAW HE HAS OVER 17K CASHBACK😭🙏
THE WHOLE GAMES MY UNCLE WHO PLAYS POOL SELECTED YESTERDAY AS DRAWS ALL FAILED.
CHELSEA DIDN’T DRAW
WREXHAM DIDN’T DRAW
WESTHAM DIDN’T DRAW
HE HAS BEEN SLEEPING ALL THROUGH TODAY🥲🥹
SUNDAY CHECK-IN: ARE YOU HAPPY?
I AM DOING NOTHING TODAY AND I AM GOING TO DO IT VERY WELL
#BJ🦋
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WHEN YOUR SISTER RETURNS HOME AT 7 PM, YOU WILL SAY ALL MANNER OF THINGS AND EVEN THREATEN TO DEAL WITH HER IF SHE TRIES IT NEXT TIME.
BUT IT'S 10 PM AND ANOTHER PERSON’S SISTER IS WITH YOU IN YOUR ROOM AND YOU’RE PRESSURING HER TO SLEEP OVER.
KINGS OF DOUBLE STANDARD
YOUR YOUNGER SISTER IS 23 YEARS OLD; YOU SAID SHE IS TOO YOUNG TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
MEANWHILE, YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL BE 20 YEARS OLD SOON🤦♀️
SCHOOL HAS RESUMED, WORK IS STRESSING PEOPLE OUT. LAGOS LIFE HAS SUDDENLY GONE QUIET ON OUR TIMELINES
OUR WORK AND EFFORT WILL BE VISIBLE TODAY AND REWARDED.
THERE IS ENOUGH SKY AND ROOM FOR US ALL TO WIN, NO COMPETITION, JUST COLLECTIVE GROWTH.
AND YES, TODAY THE ALGORITHM FAVORS US ALL. LET PUSH
PEOPLE ARE FUNNY.
MEN WILL LITERALLY STARVE THEMSELVES JUST TO PLACE BET.
BET GO CUT; THEY WILL CUT DOWN FOOD AGAIN TO REBET.
YOU ARE HUNGRY WITH 15 TICKETS RUNNING THAT MIGHT NOT EVEN BOOM😭😭😂
WHY DO OKADA RIDERS ALWAYS HAVE THE WHOLE WIDE ROAD BUT STILL CHOOSE TO PASS THROUGH THAT SMALL CORNER WHERE YOU ARE STANDING?😭
This life,
E get why them dey advise you make you slow down.
Because it you fall down, them go match you🥲
THE FAKE-BUSY SYNDROME MAJORITY OF US HAVE IS CRAZY😂
LIKE I HAVE TIME TO REPLY & SCROLL BUT NOT TIME TO LISTEN TO VOICE NOTES OR TAKE CALLS😄