I say just enough
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yeah
god mode unlocked
i found the real life NZT-48
the ultimate trench stack for optimal cognitive function.
here's the protocol:
→ 5:58am: wake up after 6.9 hours of sleep next to 2 supermodels. nothing happened. day 47 of semen retention. they're confused. i'm reading charts on my phone over their shoulder. one of them asked what a bonding curve is and i said "not now baby’
→ 6:00am: white monster on my lips. the green one is for people who still check their portfolio with fear. the white one is zero sugar because i'm locked in, not diabetic
→ 6:05am: modafinil. eyes open. pupils the size of 100x leverage. i can now telepathically read a contract address.
→ 6:10am: selank. anxiety gone. watched a coin go -80% in 3 seconds and felt nothing. the supermodels left. felt nothing about that either
→ 6:15am: semax. neurons firing so fast i'm aping into tokens before the dev even deploys them. sometimes before the dev is even born
→ all day: semen retention. never goon.
the energy has to go somewhere and it's going straight into the charts. i can see candles before they form. i've started smelling the proxima bundles.
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A CHINESE QUANTUM COMPUTER DID A TREDECILLION YEARS OF WORK IN 25 MICROSECONDS
In May, China’s Jiuzhang 4.0 ran a calculation in 25 microseconds that its team says would take El Capitan, America’s fastest supercomputer, more than 10^42 years. That’s a tredecillion, a 1 followed by 42 zeros. The universe is about 14 billion years old.
It’s real, peer reviewed in Nature, but it comes with a big catch. The task, called boson sampling, was designed specifically to be impossible for classical computers. It has no practical use. It proves the machine can do something no supercomputer can, not that it can do anything useful yet.
That’s why TODAYS news matters more.
A separate team, Beijing startup Nakai Quantum, out of Peking University, says it just finished assembling a completely different kind of machine, 4,096 individual atoms, each one a qubit, packed into a perfectly filled 64×64 grid. Atom machines like this are what the US has been betting on for useful computing. Harvard and QuEra ran algorithms on 48 error-protected qubits using about 280 atoms.
Nakai hasn’t released error rates yet, those decide whether 4,096 atoms is a computer or just a big grid. Caltech in the US holds the size record at about 6,100 atoms.
$INFQ $IONQ $QNT $QBTS
