@valentinagalloo

not a burner, I’m just a girl

 Miami, FL
Joined January 2014
  • Tweets58.3K
  • Following990
  • Followers1.2K
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JIA@myluckyverseOct 20
HES SO FUNNY WHAT THE HELL😭😭😭😭😭
JIA@myluckyverseOct 20
wait the twin thingy is literally riverdale plot……..
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We got security at space shazaming tracks vibes are at an all time high
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We consume short-form content at such a rate that almost nothing seems impressive anymore, but I am overcome by the fact that every single one of my ancestors died without the pleasure of watching this video (and so many others).
Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 19
She left her GoPro unattended at the bottom of the ocean to film a sunset underwater with no human around. [📹 divedivelive]
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Earlier this year I went to Amazonico Miami for dinner and really loved the plates. I DMd/messaged several times asking where I could get them and they didn’t reply. So I’ve spent the last eight months creating the entire set from scratch. Screw you amazonico you tasteful bastards
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Ayoo 🇰🇪@user492577792Oct 11
When I'm reading a book and the author describes a facial expression made by the character so I test drive it
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mika@mikasagradaOct 11
quando a piada já acabou há 20 minutos, mas continua se repetindo na minha cabeça sem parar
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miya@miyarah_Oct 10
cuando no sabes si un recuerdo lo has soñado, lo has vivido o lo has creado en tu mente
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safadenha
@ousafadenhaOct 10
Eu quando a pessoa lembra de um detalhe sobre mim que só contei pra ela uma vez
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ًyeray•♡@yerayherrOct 10
yo queriendo deprimirme en el bus pero la calle llena de pozos me quita aura al golpearme la cabeza
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twitter is so funny why would you think of this 😭😭😭
m@msnetikOct 8
beauty and the beast furniture becoming human again
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Matt Harmon
@MattHarmon_BYBOct 11
sometimes a tweet is so good it just stops you in your tracks
Hoodville
@Hoodville_Oct 10
POV: You're 2 drinks in and get the forbidden yawn instead of a buzz
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tia@ilovevoicenotesOct 7
the literal thought of this video jus made me tear up and finding it made me burst out crying laughing
lynn@lynnstrikerJul 19
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eva𓃠@vilanelle_Oct 6
çok samimi olmadığımız bir kız storymizi beğenince hissettiğimiz güzellik
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Mi cerebro desconectándose a mitad de la conversación
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A@andres_pinotSep 30
cuando me hablan, pero me disocié por un segundo y ahora no sé lo que dicen
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tudo o que eu perco cria espaço para tudo o que eu preciso.
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Astra 🪖
@Astra_sznSep 29
Me after fumbling a church baddie cause she asked what chapter comes after Jude and I said Bellingham
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Alishia
@itsleeshhh_Sep 29
Tommy Philips you’ve officially earned Rookie of the Year with this new one mate
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i love when you can tell when voice actors just start cuttin up in the booth and having a BALL like 😭😭
tori ̤̮*✩‧₊˚ ‎ ࿐ྂ 𐦍@virtuallytoriSep 28
also finding out Chris Rock lost donkey to Eddie Murphy at the last minute makes a lot of sense Eddie Murphy’s voice acting is just another level of funny bc he always adds sumn to it instead of just reading the script
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