|Coptic Orthodox Arab Zigger |Egyptian Assadist |Earl of Krasnodar |@valuenilled
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i cant stop randomly saying kahramanmaras to myself everyday when im going about in my life ill catch myself saying kahramanmaras to myself without even realizinjg it how do i stop saying kahramanmaras to myself please i need help
val-tikh 🇪🇬 retweeted
"Handlebars? Don't say that, you can't just treat her like a sex to-"
I'm trying to be HER sex toy, what the fuck are you talking about? She's walking around with 17 inches of 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘵 between her legs, and I'm first up to give it a week-long tongue bath. Yes I need some 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘴 to hold on to when she's done with the days of foreplay and has me bent over as her 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 to let out all her frustration on after dealing with those crimson heathens. I need something to steady myself when she's 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺 as she spends hours thrusting into me, caressing my face and whispering "𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝙩𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙪𝙥." While I'm losing consciousness. When I'm awake again she'll just be mumbling to herself about "𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘩, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘪𝘯..." while there's already pools of her seed dripping from me, because she's too far gone to even notice how many times she's already emptied her balls into me. Her rage has clouded her mind so badly that she can't think or feel, she's struggling for relief that will never come and all she can do is pin me down in a chokehold and keep fucking me, her own cum as lubricant for the next day of mindless breeding. Again and again and again and again until her fury is sated, or my body gives out, and I'm not looking too good. It's alright though. Liquidation will come soon enough, and she'll need a new toy to break in. Fuck I hope it's me again next time.
val-tikh 🇪🇬 retweeted
Japanese babies in the womb
ムスリム
「すみません、父が亡くなりまして……。イスラム教の教えで火葬は絶対にダメなんです。なんとか土葬をお願いできませんか？」
役所
「お悔やみ申し上げます。しかし、うちの市の霊園は条例で火葬のみとなっていまして……」
ムスリム
「そこをなんとか！ 日本の法律では土葬は禁止されていないはずです！ どうか特例を！」
役所
「うーん……分かりました！ 特例が認められるよう役場も全力で動きます！ まずは住民説明会と水質調査を経て、市議会で条例改正を……」
ムスリム
「埋葬できるまでにどれくらいかかりますか！？」
役所
「反対運動が起きなければ、最短3年後にはいけますよ！！」
ムスリム
「イスラム教は『死後24時間以内に埋葬』なんです！ 3年待ったら父がミイラになっちゃいます！」
役所
「ああっ、すぐにご希望でしたら、空港からイスラム圏へご遺体を空輸しましょう！ たったの200万円でお釣りがきますよ！」
ムスリム
「200万！？ そんな大金ありません！ じゃあ、土葬の許可が下りるまでドライアイスを詰めて遺体安置所にお願いするしか……」
役所
「安置所の保管料、1日1万円かかりますから、3年で約1100万円ですね！」
ムスリム
「……」
役所
「あの……どうされますか？」
ムスリム
「……分かりました。火葬でお願いします」
役所
「えっ！？ あんなに『火葬は神様への冒涜だ、絶対にダメだ』って仰ってたのに、本当にいいんですか！？」
ムスリム
「イスラム教には『命の危険や、どうしようもない事情がある時はルールを破っても神は許してくださる』という教えがあるんです……！ アッラーは慈悲深いから、絶対に分かってくれるはずですーー！！」
common captain belarus W
Look at it this way. Adult men in Ukraine can’t leave the country, they could be abducted randomly on the street and forced into the army at any moment, and there aren’t any elections. There won’t be any in the foreseeable future. It’s functionally a concentration camp if you’re an adult man. On top of getting regularly bombed. And Russia is completely sanctioned and isolated. You can’t access much of the Western internet without VPN. Very chaotic and unpredictable. And more and more drone attacks. Now look at Belarus. No war. No random abductions into the military. The internet is fully accessible. Free to leave and enter. Western brands all still operate in the country. As long as you don’t criticize Lukashenko, it’s objectively the best East Slavic country at the moment.
