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Chris voet Bal

@vanMathuysen

I'm a broke man's Jim Thorpe... Math. Ultimate. Mets... Also, math.

 usually Chicago
Joined May 2009
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iOS autocorrect knows what’s up.
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One championship quest culminates successfully in San Antonio. 🏀🏆 #nyk Another begins up the road in Dallas. 🇳🇱🦁⚽️ #nothinglikeoranje #totaalvoetbal
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OG 🔒 is 👨‍🍳😗
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@athletelogosJun 12
🔒OG Shirt Giveaway! 🔒 RT & Follow to enter. QT your favorite for an added entry. Winner announced tonight!
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🔒OG Shirt Giveaway! 🔒 RT & Follow to enter. QT your favorite for an added entry. Winner announced tonight!
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Chuck Woolery and RuPaul would like a… (clears throat) word.
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Hey @MLBTV, why couldn’t I watch this game that was only on local broadcast? Isn’t that precisely the kind of game MLB.tv is for?
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Hey @kroger, can we talk about the fact that your salted butter comes in a box with red detailing but the sticks are wrapped with blue detailing while the unsalted comes in a box with blue detailing but sticks are wrapped with red detailing?
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All due respect to Olivia Dean, this year’s best new artist is the Olympic drone cam. I’ve seen it in long track speedskating, luge, and downhill. All 3 were great, but the downhill was breathtaking.
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Sam Stein
@samsteinJan 14
this is an important moment for @JeffBezos. Even the absence of him speaking out on this would be a psychic blow to the paper and industry.
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@samsteinJan 14
Wow. nytimes.com/2026/01/14/us/po…
F.B.I. Searches Home of Washington Post Journalist in a Leak Investigation

F.B.I. Searches Home of Washington Post Journalist in a Leak Investigation

It is exceedingly rare, even in investigations of the unauthorized disclosure of classified information, for federal agents to search a reporter’s home.

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The 7 Line
@The7Line16 Dec 2025
🚨FREE! 🚨 RT to be in the running for this Home Run Apple snow globe. These will never be restocked. the7line.com/blogs/the-7-lin…
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Go home @espn, you’re drunk.
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Umm, @AnthonyDiComo? Daniel Murphy would like to have a word. #mets #LGM #LFGM
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Replying to @BWWings
@BWWings what’s up with your app and website not being able to take gift cards to pay for online orders? That’s kind of bogus.
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Did this when I ordered last month too. So I think it’s time to remove the word “temporarily”
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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
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I know, right?
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@realDonaldTrump8 Oct 2013
President should not be telling the Washington Redskins to change their name-our country has far bigger problems! FOCUS on them,not nonsense
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1) Northport 2) “Willets Point” (kinda surprised this isn’t already out there)
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@athletelogos15 Jul 2025
For the next 24 hours we will make you a custom #LFGM t-shirt with the city of your choice! 👀 QT this with your city or custom name and we will make it for you. Ends at 10AM tomorrow.
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Are you allowed to do Willets Point? I promise to buy both this and Northport if you do a Willets one. 😬
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At the risk of wearing out our welcome – though based on yesterday’s extravaganza adding 100+ shirts to your store I suspect this isn’t too onerous an ask – would it be possible to offer this shirt in men’s/unisex sizes? athletelogos.com/products/mo…
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Wow, @MLBtv really shit the bed today. Even once it finally got to working it craps out in the 9th with bases loaded. Nice work.
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Hey @MLBtv and @TMobile I already redeemed my code for the season of MLBtv, so why is the app trying to make me subscribe?
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