vanderwhat

To current and future employers reading my tweets: I’m hardworking and reliable, I possess strong communication skills AND clothes.

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Quick reminder: Confessions of a Shopaholic, a perfect movie, was given zero Oscars.

“I’m in queer media” - me after checking my Explore tab on instagram

In a world where we post an average tweet on X, then copy and paste it to Threads and Bluesky, and slap it on an instagram story, I couldn’t help but wonder: am I chasing engagement or is Mr Big the only like that really counts?

“You unfollow people over politics?” I unfollowed my own sister for posting a picture split into nine instagram squares.

All I want is for Trump to lose the election and for people to stop using ‘about last night’ as an instagram caption.

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Look ma, clothes!

Sorry I pushed you down the stairs when you said you’ve never listened to Maroon.

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Me watching Nobody Wants This

“hmm interesting” – me opening the freezer to discover I’ve already eaten the Häagen Dazs tub I bought yesterday 🐷

cleansing the timeline

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Telling me I look tired? Rude. Telling me I look rested? Also rude.

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Updating my LinkedIn profile pic

hey, long shot, but is anyone on here gay and mentally unstable?

Taylor endorsing Kamala