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van haley

@vanhaley_yt

blankie addict

 brooklyn public library
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Joined January 2020
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i hate straight halloween wdym you're kim possible
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u know u had a good night when u wake up n gotta send apology texts
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do ppl talk on dating apps or do they just post screenshots of them
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i feel the internet has gotten too big
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not allowed to send risky texts rn but i can type it out in iMessage just to feel something (this works)
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ok guys for real: do you know who's on first?
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Nathan: Do you understand why this is scary? Elizabeth: The girl is sick? Nathan: Sorta. The girl’s head is on backwards and she says the priest’s dead mother will perform fellatio for all eternity. Billy: [listening to Mein Kampf at 3x speed]: The 19th Amendment was a mistake
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this must feel so good for a lighter
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how many toxic relationships did nathan fielder just inspire the end of
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im going to tweet about the nathan fielder movie in 1 hour so if u dont want to know u must block me
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the angry one is mine <3
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realized i was speaking to the imagined version of someone this whole time #damn
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tiktok is like "check out this cool thing if you're over 30" and it's a seniors center
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made custom postcards of my feet. send $10* and ur mailing address and ill send u one with a handwritten note *if u send $20 ill step on it
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you never know how bad it can get until you're in it and it's really bad n its like woah! that's so bad haha
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me rn lol
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(talking to my instagram algorithm) i get it. cameron winters is perfect. and i cant have him, next pleaSe
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do u fw girls who kinda have love handles
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u only get 47 chances with me after that I’m done it’s strict over here fr
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"aw i love his confidence" meanwhile it's a god complex
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