@vardley

Sports/biz lawyer. Adjunct, UOregon SPM. Yale, Nike, MLB alum. Borrowed Brooks Robinson's uniform for Halloween 1975. Jane Austenite. I contain multitudes.

 Portland, Oregon, USA
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Joined April 2007
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Thread: I heard on the news that George Floyd was suspected of trying to pass a counterfeit $20 at a convenient store. About three years ago the staff at Victor's Cafe in Manhattan stopped me on my way out of the restaurant and accused me of passing a counterfeit $100. /1
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it's the 100th day of shoes on my free Substack, Shoes of the Day. Today we're considering a pair of Nikes that helped change my life. shoesoftheday.substack.com/p…
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If I ever have only one minute to live, I hope they time it on my washing machine.
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Paging @JeffBezos youtu.be/tzhb3U2cONs?si=afnS…

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Brian Allen
@allenanalysisJan 23
Downtown Minneapolis right now. It’s -10° and the streets are on FIRE🔥. When people march in this cold, it’s not a protest. It’s a message.
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This was so beautiful
NFL
@NFL14 Dec 2025
Never seen a hand-off on a pick-6 this smooth BALvsCIN on CBS/Paramount+ watch.nfl.com
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WeRateDogs
@dog_rates2 Dec 2025
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
@gtconway3d6 Nov 2025
Can't top this one I got in a text
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FnManiacᛤ@fnmaniac9 Nov 2025
Replying to @NFL @Ravens
@NFL @Ravens
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Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom30 Sep 2025
I guess the Commander in Chief needs to go!
Acyn
@Acyn30 Sep 2025
Hegseth says it’s not a good look for our military to have overweight people commanding it Hegseth: It is tiring to look out and see fat troops, likewise unexpected to see fat generals leading command, it is a bad look. Bad and not who we are.
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Brian Allen
@allenanalysis24 Sep 2025
🚨 BBC just dropped the diplomatic equivalent of a slap in the face: dissecting Trump’s entire unhinged UN rant line by line.
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Not Your Average Liberal
@NotAvgLiberal26 Sep 2025
She was right. About Everything.
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Greetings from #wartornPortland
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🚨NEW: Kerry Kennedy has announced Late Show Host Stephen Colbert is the recipient of the 2025 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award for his advocacy for free speech and speaking truth to power. RETWEET to congratulate Colbert on this honor!
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I am DONE with shopping websites that won't even let you browse until you give up your email address.
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LEGEND
John Delaney@john_p_d17 Aug 2025
RIP, Ronnie Rendell. You got closer to immortality than most of us will.
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Panayiotis@Spartan_507 Aug 2025
Replying to @JoJoFromJerz
HAHAHAHA!
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewicz30 Jun 2025
For fuck’s sake. Socialism is NOT Communism Capitalism – anybody can be rich Communism – nobody can be rich Socialism – anybody can be rich but nobody should be poor
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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski23 May 2025
WTF
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