Music teacher, Queer, mom, wife, poly. This is Stan Twitterβ’οΈ at 40. she/her. #BlackLivesMatter
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If Roman was in a securely attached relationship with Gerri, he would become Gomez fucking Addams thank you I will be taking no questions at this time.
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Hillary Clinton is asked "Has the pussy grabbed back?"
Clinton: "With Claws!"
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The greatest finale in the history of sitcoms.
Thank you, Bob Newhart. β€οΈ
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This is called the Rocky Running prank, and they do it in England at a park. I can't love this more!
That's what a 'prank' looks like. With everyone smiling and laughing at the end. No trauma. No hurt feelings. Just all round fun.
The fact they can play their instruments and run at the same time is quite impressive.
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In the near future I see a rise of "No Beta We Die Like AO3 Last October"
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For 57 years, Sesame Street has welcomed all children to learn, play, and laugh with their favorite furry friends.
The neighborhood you love, bringing sunny days your way, now and always. Happy #SesameStreetDay!
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When you try to look nice for your situationship but it doesnβt go as planned
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I love the fact that MTG, Lauren Boebert, and Nancy Mace spent their entire time in Congress mocking Sarah McBride for being transgender and trying to have her banned from using any restrooms on Capitol Hill, and now Representative McBride is the only one of the four still in Congress.
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Ian McKellen telling the story of Maggie Smith clocking his New Zealand greenstone luck charm on Oscar night and then, hours later, spotting him again and just going βit didnβt work, did it?β is still one of the cleanest roasts ever delivered on a talk show.
The way he does her voice makes the whole thing land even harder that precise, slightly amused, completely unbothered tone.
No sympathy, no cushioning, just pure Maggie timing. Itβs the kind of exchange that only works between people whoβve been at the top of their game for decades. Anyone else saying that would sound mean; from her it just sounds correct.
