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Life is what happens to you when you’re not hallucinating wildly in your sleep.
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Etm. (abbr.) Latin abbreviation for the literal translation of "and shit", specifically, "et merda". Just like "etc." (and so forth), "i.e." (that is), and "e.g." (for example), "etm." can be used to abbreviate "and shit".
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My lifelong Tory voting mother voted Labour & Green in the recent local elections. So proud of her.
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A freshly Bru’d Irn cordial. Lovely stuff. #girders
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Looks like the TARDIS landed aboard the Event Horizon #DoctorWho #WildBlueYonder
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Welp, nearly forgot to go on my annual celebrity murder spree to make @christhebarker’s life hell.
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David running like a loon around the new console room. Honestly, don't blame him. I would too. #DoctorWho
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Billions of galaxies with trillions of plants and we end up on the same one as Donald Trump.
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Can we get Black Friday on utilities bills next please?
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Circumzenithal arc over #Greenwich right now
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Replying to @JaneyGodley
Me and a friend built this during the lockdowns so I could point my friends / colleagues on stuff to watch when they ask me. whatshouldi.stream
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I know @Conservatives get a lot of hate for their policies, but quite frankly, it’s nowhere near enough.
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Someone on the #LowerDecks writing team is a fan of Garth Marenghi, I see.
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Those two sacked GB News presenters should team up. Calvin & Nobs
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Tories declaring war on science now.
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Why are so many U.K. seaside towns just rows of arcades, crap fish & chip shops and tat merchants?
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Interesting cordial experiment - orange and currant with raw cane sugar.
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