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not very eva

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it's me eva from twitter they suspended my old account bc it was too funny and clever. yelling on @youcantdohockey

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Joined August 2019
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i was gonna complain about something else but never mind i just saw a dog in a sidecar!!!!
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el knew about a news event involving a mine before me… something is out of balance
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painted miffy on this butter dish and couldn’t be happier with both my vision and execution, getting old rocks u can do whatever you want with your time and money
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lincoln park always smells like rubbing alcohol and fake linen air freshener
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if i ever write a book im using enif smoor as my pen name
Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller (@JohnnyCallicutt) profile pictureNancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller@JohnnyCallicuttOct 27
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 27,1945
P1- NANCY SEES SLUGGO STANDING IN FRONT OF A DOWNTOWN STORE NANCY: SLUGGO IS SO SILLY--- HE LIKES TO READ SIGNS BACKWARDS SLUGGO READS A SIGN THAT READS … SUGAR SALE SLUGGO: RAGUS ELAS P2- SLUGGO IS NOW IN FRONT OF THE DRUG STORE SLUGGO: SGURD P3- SLUGGO IS NOW IN FRONT OF A STATIONARY SHOP SIGN THAT READS… PAPER PENS BOOKS SLUGGO: REPAP SNEP SKOOB P4- SLUGGO READS A FINE ROOMS SIGN SLUGGO: ENIF SMOOR P5-SLUGGO SEES A STOP SIGN SLUGGO: SUB POTS P6-SLUGGO SEES A MESSAGE, THATS WRITTEN BACKWARDS ON A FENCE IT READS… OGGULS A SI EPOD SLUGGO HAT FLIES INTO THE AIR WHEN HE REALIZES WHAT IT SAYS… SLUGGO IS A DOPE NANCY HAS WRITTEN THE MESSAGE AND IS HIDING BEHIND THE FENCE

ALT P1- NANCY SEES SLUGGO STANDING IN FRONT OF A DOWNTOWN STORE NANCY: SLUGGO IS SO SILLY--- HE LIKES TO READ SIGNS BACKWARDS SLUGGO READS A SIGN THAT READS … SUGAR SALE SLUGGO: RAGUS ELAS P2- SLUGGO IS NOW IN FRONT OF THE DRUG STORE SLUGGO: SGURD P3- SLUGGO IS NOW IN FRONT OF A STATIONARY SHOP SIGN THAT READS… PAPER PENS BOOKS SLUGGO: REPAP SNEP SKOOB P4- SLUGGO READS A FINE ROOMS SIGN SLUGGO: ENIF SMOOR P5-SLUGGO SEES A STOP SIGN SLUGGO: SUB POTS P6-SLUGGO SEES A MESSAGE, THATS WRITTEN BACKWARDS ON A FENCE IT READS… OGGULS A SI EPOD SLUGGO HAT FLIES INTO THE AIR WHEN HE REALIZES WHAT IT SAYS… SLUGGO IS A DOPE NANCY HAS WRITTEN THE MESSAGE AND IS HIDING BEHIND THE FENCE

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i know i’m not a “movie guy” but this one is delightful to me
Le Cinéma Club (@lecinemaclub) profile pictureLe Cinéma Club@lecinemaclubOct 23
This week: POSSIBLY IN MICHIGAN a film by CECELIA CONDIT. 1983. 12 min. The video artist whose analog horror has gained a new audience in the social media era explores the eeriness of suburbia in this musical about a handsome cannibal. For one week on lecinemaclub.com.
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saw my pharmacist on the bus… unsettling
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this morning on the bus there was an old old man going absolutely ham under his coat with a long wooden backscratcher, it was obviously deeply off putting but also compelling somehow
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rest in peace my big green glasses (sat on em)
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Any time someone tries to justify working for an AI company or a defense contractor I think of this Vonnegut quote
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my best friend got married!!!
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my best friend is getting married tomorrow!!! i’m full of love and also my speech is over 🤝
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architecture tour boat is positively BUMPING “fourth of july” by sufjan stevens
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why would my dentist call me when i’m busy painting miffy on a butter dish at the pottery paintery
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i’m trying to practice standing correctly and also i think helicopters are bullshit. unrelated to each other just two things i’m sharing
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ate a moldy muffin, time to die
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my boss also doesn’t know where i am or what’s wrong with me so what
Fullcourtpass (@Fullcourtpass) profile pictureFullcourtpass
@FullcourtpassOct 12
The Warriors don’t know where Kristaps Porzingis is, what health issue he’s currently dealing with, or when he’ll return to the court, per @DannyEmerman (h/t @TheNBABase)
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biz was the king of this
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Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 (@NxtDeterio) profile pictureDeterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻@NxtDeterioOct 6
you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks
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genuinely at a loss for words for how evil this country is.
The Associated Press (@AP) profile pictureThe Associated Press
@APOct 8
BREAKING: The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan. apnews.com/article/fort-hood…
Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed

Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed

The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”

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A seemingly modern moment of abstraction in a medieval manuscript, representing silence as a yellow rectangle: publicdomainreview.org/colle… “And when he opened the 7th seal, there followed a silence in heaven about the space of half an hour” (Silos Apocalypse, BL Add MS 11695)
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