
ALT Four-panel comic. 1: A red TV news ident with a faint globe: "THE" in three white boxes and "NEWS" below. 2: A ventriloquist-puppet newsreader in a suit and red tie sits at a wooden desk in a pale blue studio, one hand raised: "HERE IS THE NEWS". Under him a red bar reads THE NEWS, 21:00, and a ticker: "MORE WEATHER EXPECTED - BURGER (NO FRIES): $27". 3: He shrugs, jaw dropped: "IT'S ALL STILL FUCKED". Ticker: "BREAKING: NOTHING FIXED - CAT NOT FOUND UP TREE". 4: His head sinks a little and his eyes drop to the desk: "GOODNIGHT". The clock reads 21:01. Ticker: "BILLIONAIRE SAYS: WORK OR DIE - MORE AT TEN".

ALT Wordless four-panel comic about a leafy tree and a conifer through the seasons. 1: Summer — the tree is green with a few leaves already turning gold, eyes open and turned toward the conifer, who smiles with his eyes shut. Two white butterflies drift above. 2: Autumn — she has turned gold and is shedding leaves onto brown ground, her small red mouth turned down. Streaks of wind cross the sky, and the conifer looks at her with open eyes. 3: Winter — a wide view of a grey field full of bare trees under a pale sky. In the middle, her bare brown tree stands beside the one small evergreen. 4: Spring — she is back, covered in pink blossom, smiling with her eyes shut beside the smiling conifer, pink hearts rising between them.











