Ryan (@vidkun) profile picture

i break things...

Austin, TX
Joined November 2007
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The worst part of buying a business isn't finding deals. It's the 45 min you spend per deal copying numbers into a spreadsheet, only to realize the multiple is 6x and you should've passed immediately.
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Apparently @Airbnb policies only apply when it's against a host. Even when you send the published policy to @AirbnbHelp and they agree that it meets the conditions, they still refuse to enforce the policy against a guest! No wonder hosts feel unsupported. @bchesky
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So much for all that preaching about fairness and equal access, huh? Blocking peoples' ability to trade certain stocks seems to piss in the face of "fairness", "equal access", and "democratizing finance".
Apparently, @Airbnb 's idea of fighting against parties is to give the guest actively throwing a party 1.5 hours to stop it. What a joke!
Dafuq!? @omealsus If you’re gonna make an MRE replacement, at least learn from their mistakes. They did!
> we're looking for a junior developer with the experience of a senior developer for the salary of an intern
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It's 2017. Why don't electronics have a stealth mode allowing to disable all LEDs on the device!?
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> we don't do remote working, because we value in-person collaboration *cut to multiple devs sat using headphones, sending emojis on Slack*
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Haven't blogged in a while, but after seeing "NGO for attribution" I realized we haven't learned much. iamit.org/blog/2017/06/when-…
Forget retailers. I just want gas pumps to start accepting Apple Pay! @Apple @AppleSupport #nomoreskimmers
System Engineer: We dont allow root access to the box. Me: But you allow `sudo su`? System Engineer: Yeah, people need it. Me: 🤦‍♂️
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In support of Paris, CA billionaires pledge to never again fly private, will only fly commercial. J/K--will quit symbolic councils instead. teapawt.org/elonmusk/status/870369…
Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.
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We like ours extra crispy. (U.S. Marine Corps video by Cpl. Clarence L. Wimberly)
- s'ok, I'll push it straight to production
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Almost time for a new MBP. Have they fired the idiot at @Apple that decided you only need 16GB of RAM? #WWDC17
When you can read names on the wall and know their laugh and see their smile, THEN you get Memorial Day. Some debts can never be repaid.
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That moment when you submit a simple PR to a project and Travis shits itself over all the maintainer's existing errors/issues. #fml
That feeling when I see a colleague using a text editor other than Vim... :)
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