got in my uber home last night drunk asf and told the driver “happy halloween” which the driver immediately responded “i don’t celebrate that devil shit” like oh ok 😀

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Dan. 🧸 · Nov 2, 2026 · 2:55 AM UTC

Dan. 🧸@vinyldanylNov 2

Oomf's honey walnut shrimp looks so good....

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tyler☭ ✨ · Nov 1, 2026 · 4:47 PM UTC

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tyler☭ ✨

@tyler02020Nov 1

Lies.

aerillic ❤️‍🔥@aerillicyuOct 30

republicans can't make a hit song

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Dan. 🧸 · Nov 2, 2026 · 12:28 AM UTC

Dan. 🧸@vinyldanylNov 2

Nov 1st Halloween plans con oomf tn

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braan · Nov 3, 2025 · 10:11 PM UTC

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braan@sixthirtyazula3 Nov 2025

saaaantaaa…….doesnt fxck you like i dooo

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Dan. 🧸 · Nov 1, 2026 · 11:18 PM UTC

Dan. 🧸@vinyldanylNov 1

Very late to the party but I think i'm getting a hang of this whole being a gay guy thing

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Dan. 🧸 · Nov 1, 2026 · 10:32 PM UTC

Dan. 🧸@vinyldanylNov 1

Need to get my ass up and get ready

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peter parker’s chem notes · Nov 1, 2026 · 5:20 AM UTC

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peter parker’s chem notes@remystoyNov 1

“what sound does a giraffe make” me asf:

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braan · Sep 12, 2022 · 6:56 AM UTC

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braan@sixthirtyazula12 Sep 2022

thinking about this era / edit actually making me emotional …….

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braan · Oct 4, 2022 · 7:17 AM UTC

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braan@sixthirtyazula4 Oct 2022

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𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 · Nov 1, 2026 · 1:06 AM UTC

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𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊@goblinoddsNov 1

imagine being this guy

Image from 𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 (@goblinodds)

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