Yes, I'm a gatekeeper and a hater. I'm also god's favourite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. 🏴 @quietfag

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We've all heard of clicker training for dogs, but have you considered *Clacker* training?
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I should really buy a clacker finally
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TWO-DRINK MINIMUM ENFORCED BY AIRCRAFT
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bankers misquoting lenin. sell everything
a text from the Head of Asset Allocation at a major global bank, regarding this week's news:
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oh good
LUTNICK: WE DON'T HAVE A PLAN ABOUT THE DOLLAR
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I should call her
12:30pm CDT #SPC Day2 Outlook Enhanced Risk: ACROSS A BROAD AREA CENTERED OVER THE OHIO/MID MISSISSIPPI/TENNESSEE VALLEYS spc.noaa.gov/products/outloo…
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Happy TDOV send me money my Venmo is VerySpacey
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my IJN admiral told me american cap keeps eating his kamikazes so i asked how many kamikazes he has and he said he just goes to the flight school and gets new kamikazes afterwards so i said it sounds like hes just feeding cadets to american cap and then his xo started crying
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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak english there?” and his mom says “kinda!”
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Gauging how well I pass by seeing what body parts get flagged by the tsa scanner and which ones don't (today it was the groin, let's goooo)
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Need 25 dollars and a black sharpie ASAP
need 25 dollars asap
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Chat how do we feel about stealing my girlfriend's hoodie
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i like when im cuddling with a girl and then she falls asleep and starts twitching like a dog in her sleep
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That's just a normal southwest taxi tbh
According to the FAA, a Southwest 737-800 "began its takeoff roll on a taxiway" this morning in Orlando. Ground speed ADS-B data shows the aircraft reaching a top speed of nearly 70 knots on Taxiway H. bit.ly/4iHYhLE
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Excellent news everyone
All women want is an AGM-114L to cuddle at night
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gotta be HMS Hood
what was your biggest ship loss? like, the ship you cared about the most that ended badly?
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Of all the things that sit on a modern gunbelt chem lights are the most chewable
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