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Xelenial. Wife of @responsiblparty

Joined April 2021
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today we went to the mall and mostly i tried stuff on and showed it to him. it felt good to lean into a looser energy than my usual. then i saw breakfast at tiffany鈥檚 for the first time. captivated by holly golightly鈥檚 strength and flaws sleep when i鈥檓 tired. nn馃┓馃寬
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me earlier today being not in the mood to engage with that tweet that blew up
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in shop class in 7th grade, i made a magazine rack that i still own in my 40s because it was so perfectly created. i got a B in the class. the teacher was heard saying he didn't give As to girls because they shouldn't take shop
As it鈥檚 Anti-Misogyny Month, I thought I鈥檇 share this short educational video that explains why gender pay gaps exist
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Replying to @lumpwazhere
Most male giraffes are gay!
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haha i just got it you *can* see everything
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big beefy lunch (with keto toast)
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if you love someone you'll help them slow down. remove their sense of urgency. maybe that's why honey is a term of endearment
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happy halloween!
Dracula鈥檚 Smile, circa 1980. Painted by Robert Ingpen
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Death and Life by Gustav Klimt, 1915
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Egon Schiele, 'Crucifixion with Darkened Sun' (1907)
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it was probably claude i don鈥檛 remember, but most of the time i was going into shock from hemorrhaging was spent sitting on my phone negotiating with ai about do i really need to go to the er ? because i just assumed it would err on the side of covering its ass
Replying to @Hestia_Esq
I argued with it for like an hour the other night because my daughter鈥檚 stomach hurt and it said I had to wake up all 4 babies and drive everyone to the ER right away at 11pm
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keep being cool 馃 nn 馃┓馃寬
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Worthington Whittredge - "The Old Hunting Grounds" (c. 1864)
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woman at the grocery store was telling her young daughter how she was sneaky with her blackberry under her desk, while looking at me with a knowing smile strange interaction. you probably shouldn鈥檛 have said that to her, but thanks for thinking i鈥檓 not old?
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my first bf (the maga one) had the hots for big bodybuilder women. unless he had a really weird strategy for trying to give me insecurities
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He was walking around with this backpack. ..
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She was 17, a perfectly acceptable age to not know any philosophers but a very impressive age to embarrass a 31 year old with his own bullshit.
In 1967, Woody Allen tried to embarrass the model Twiggy and it backfired 馃槼
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TIL huge zucchini is low quality zucchini
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plan to start making cauliflower rice. is it a pain to do? the same old non carb side options blah blah
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