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Manhattan
Joined May 2023
Happy #Tweetober. I am participating in a volume based, honor code bound tweeting competition across the month of October. My #twovel is original fiction in tweet sized chapters. Numbers at the beginning of tweets indicate it’s part of that story.
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I’ve been watching so many movies at the movie theater that watching a movie on my projector at home feels impossible. I started that Margaret Qualley Amazon prime one and found it unwatchable
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The concept of buying roller skates to “get your spark back”
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I was supposed to have such a big day but I’m sick so I’ve just been downing Gatorade and watching reels
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My ig algorithm rn is such that every video is a woman being like “I’m nine months pregnant and I’m about to deadlift 250 pounds”
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People are so scandalized by the lines it’s hilarious
When I moved here in 2013 the west village was for 90 year olds, celebrities, and fifth generation New Yorkers. It was super quiet and was the perfect place to get totally blazed and walk around alone feeling like you were in some gas lamp lit 1800s spooky New York. I’ll never forgive people for making it influencer line culture hell.
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I’m having gay thoughts about oomf
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35 is the perfect age for a man to be
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There’s a robot dog loose on 42nd street and it’s scaring some children. But I think some of their screaming is performative
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I start my acting class today
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God he looks like shit. I need him
Drake ditched his brown fringe shawl for a sparkling suit while heading to Cipriani to celebrate his 40th birthday in New York.✨🥂 📸: BACKGRID
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She’s on a kind of generational run
David Harbour and Delaney Rowe were spotted together again.
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Mourning the sleep I’ve lost because I was too tired to get ready for bed
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I’m Gen Z and I’m not fucking pretending
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This is how I’m dressed today I wish there was a full length mirror anywhere
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I miss coco, my mom and dads miniature dachshund
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You’re right WHY would I want to fuck a brilliant filmmaker with a great head of hair. Inexplicable
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Got interviewed by CNN about my list for Nathan Fielder. I hope he sees the article and I become his controversially young girlfriend
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LUST omg killing myself
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This is what my hair looked like the day my boyfriend decided to break up with me
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