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In celebration of the launch of their new Gertrude 3.0 Workflow+ platform we asked tAInt to imagine how differently life for #SRFC could have turned out if it wasn't for an international judeo-bolshevik conspiracy to make North London sides more successful. #justabitoffun
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馃毃 | EXCLUSIVE: The Champions League inspired @EmiratesFACup anthem commissioned by the Football Association has been leaked ahead of its debut in the 2026/27 season.
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We are delighted to reveal the special goalkeeper gloves our custodians will be wearing throughout the #Remembrance period, starting with tomorrow's game against Smeeth St. Mary. #LestWeForget #RemembranceSunday #Poppies #PoppyAppeal #BehindThemAlways #TwoMinuteSilence #SRFC
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馃毃 | BREAKING: Bazake understands that Giovanni Terenzio, an Italian Archbishop, has been elected Pope by the Conclave, becoming the youngest person to ever hold the position at the head of the Roman Catholic Church.
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馃毃 | MIDDLE EAST: The Institute for Policy Development has produced a video warning that unless the UK continues supporting Israel militarily Palestinians could use the remains of vehicles, hospitals & unexploded ordinance to construct a giant robot terrorist to destroy Tel Aviv.
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Replying to @Lionesses
From one Official Social Media Account Admin to another, you should probably avoid using that exclamation mark 馃憤
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"It's what's called raw dogging. No fuel payments, no blankets, no heating. Millions of pensioners raw dogging winter, easy."
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馃毃 | SPORT: A dressing room insider has alleged that new England soccer manager, Lee Carsley, has ordered his players to "imagine the football is Oliver Cromwell's severed head" during a penalty shootout training session.
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This is how we line up tonight.
If you look closely you will see we have replaced the player's portraits with photos of their recently examined scrotums.
It's all part of BALLSistic's #SpeakBalls campaign to get men talking about their testicular health AND men's mental health.
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EXIT POLL: The exit poll projects a hung parliament with Labour as the largest party, 8 seats short of a majority, and Reform the likely second largest.
Full prediction:
LAB: 318
REFORM: 97
LIB DEM: 89
CON: 87
SNP: 30
GREEN: 4
OTHER: 25
#GE2024 #GeneralElection2024
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"You'll find this funny, children!" says Sir Keir, before embarking on an anecdote about his parents coming to watch him be knighted so boring the children look like their souls are being sucked out of their bodies 馃槶























