"Mum, an ass in Iraq is worth more than a mill in Homs" -femboy sex worker writing to their mom circa the golden age of Islam.

i need a word to describe the feeling of being extra rabidly attracted to your girlfriend after she pulls and goes out with the local ultra hottie. "compersion" does not fit the bill

i exclusively take selfies in the bathroom at 3 in the morning after a long day's hard work

at the rate that people i know are getting ffs, i think i have maybe two years tops before i'm the only chopped hoe left

i crouched by my door waiting on the lyft to take me to work this morning, and felt like an animal in a live cage trap waiting on doom to arrive

...i get it

the stakes in polyamory get so much more real when you have a partner that likes men. when she's out with a woman, i at most feel maybe a little insecure but hope she has fun. but when she's out with a guy? i'm thinking "please don't die, please don't die" the whole time

it took about 30 seconds of conversation to lead this old guy from, "what's with the mask, some kind of political statement?" to "you're a lovely girl! if it was age appropriate, i'd hang out with you" i wish i was as good at anything as i am at charming old men

somebody set this shit on fire. i'm serious. if it will no longer be a public park, then it can be ashes

i'm enjoying all the trans movie enjoyer accounts posting about The Devils (1971) today, glad to know we all did the same thing with our saturday

if i had a nickle for everytime a gf of mine reconnected with their christian faith and started attending episcopal mass after talking to me about my muslim faith, i would have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it is weird that it's happened twice