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sometimes momposting… (pls dont follow me if you are a kid lol)

24 years old
Joined July 2019
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penguin finger theory: god created each of our fingers to correspond with a penguin of madagascar (pinky:private, ring:kowalski, middle:rico, index:skipper) thumb is not included because it symbolizes my humanity
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I like that gonzo just appears in the top right whenever you jump. Hes helping
Muppet Monster Adventure (PlayStation, Magenta Software, 2000)
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Just voted blue 115 times in Georgia #StartTheSteal
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was starting to type “KILL YOURSELF NOW” in response to a tweet when my fiance put his hand on my shoulder and said “i love you so much” and it stopped me
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watching a rather eerie episode of elmo’s world where a book bound in human leather informs elmo about skin
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That horrible sharp Nosferatu tooth in the Keurig machine, biting the poor defenseless Keurig pod. Upsetting.
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this is how i think the number 68 feels
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When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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If I saw a goblin on the wing of the plane I would keep my mouth shut and mind my own business. He knows what he’s doing.
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jesus christ
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
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Opening a bar that is for Covid Ignorant boyfriends of Bisexual women…we all open mouth cough in each others faces while we discuss Berserk:The Golden Age arc and Warhammer 40K lore
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the crap that smiles back poopshit
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upstairs neighbors love carrying around marbles or other small round objects and constantly dropping them so that they roll around loudly above you
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how do we get “booktok girlies” to go see digger
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every picture of me i look like a different scared animal
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i never fucked Rhett i never fucked Link
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Best death ever
"Whacha readin'" "The Book of the Dead" "Egyptian or Tibetan?" "Huh... it doesn't say..." "...you're not reading the Necronomicon by the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred are you?" "N-no..." "You sure?" "...no...."
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my toddler keeps offering people her thumb to suck on like one would a vape
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