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*i keep trying to embrace someone but the giant object I’m walking around impaled on keeps pushing them away and sort of stabbing them* oh man. Well, I love my life. I’m so unique
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Every drug is a universal vector through mindspace. However, our points of origin are so distant from each other that identical translations take us to drastically different places
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Review: Pressing Button Make Number Go Up pointandclickbait.com/2018/1…
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Heh grim feeling to realize in retrospect that when I was contributing to building a big business in my teens and 20s I had no allies, people who might have even considered nominating me for something like MVC 30 under; just all jackals with knives.
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Welcome to your date with me. I am going to introduce you to Belle & Sebastian and tell you theyre my secret little obscure gem of a band, and talk about how I enjoy holding hands more than getting hand jobs(a lie)
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clips from Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Streets, 1971, by Shuji Terayama
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I promised a guy named Gavin that I won’t beat off anymore and now I’m racist – at Shinjuku-ku, Tokyo
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if my bank balance is below $100 i will refuse to vote. if it is over $100 i will vote for whichever candidate has the best "Ground game"
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I've just realised, of course that the reason why the FT and WSJ are so much better than other newspapers is simply that there is nobody with a significant desire to read business news that isn't true.




















