"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything." - Bart Simpson @wan0net.42 on Signal

AU
Joined June 2014
Here’s the thing folks. I’ve been coding 32 years. When something like this happens it’s an organizational failure. Yes, some human wrote a bad line. Someone can “git blame” and point to a human and it’s awful. But it’s the testing, the Cl/CD, the A/B testing, the metered rollouts, an oh shit button to roll it back, the code coverage, the static analysis tools, the code reviews, the organizational health, and on and on. It’s always one line of code but it’s NEVER one person. Implying inclusion policies caused a bug is simplistic, reductive, and racist. Engineering is a team sport. Inclusion makes for good teams. Good engineering practices makes for good software. Engineering practices failed to find a bug multiple times, regardless of the seniority of the human who checked that code in. Solving the larger system thinking SDLC matters more than the null pointer check. This isn’t a “git gud C++ is hard” issue and it damn well isn’t an DEI one.
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SET BLASTER=A220 I5 D1
What does this logo reminds you of? 🫠
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💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 8th november 2024 purplecon.org 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
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Apparently this is an important symbol for some people? Two day print for a friend
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It's offical! @BSidesMelbourne 2024 dates have now been locked in. 🌟 Save the dates into your calendar 🌟 Training: 15 Nov, 2024 Conference: 16-17 Nov, 2024 Call for Training and Call for Papers will be opening soon. Sponsorship packages will announced in the coming week.
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Don't cheat. Post your last selfie.
turtlenecks are always a good decision
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This is not important. I have tweeted parts before and then deleted others. There’s no reveal. There no product line. Just looking back and what happened and what it meant. It will probably be the last time I talk about this in detail. Nothing is pre-written. I’m just posting.
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And todays musical accompaniement: Early "The All-American Rejects"
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This is 100% how I credit where I've gotten to.
You’re not going to like hearing this but I’m successful by being effective, not by being right. Exceptions and compromises are made. The bigger war needs to be won. That balance is what people get wrong. Some things cannot be compromised. But approach can be. If you have power.
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On 1st May I'm going to order a Bambu P1S with AMS unless someone can talk me out of it. Blame @drunkrhin0
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It's 6 days till the conference, and our streaming links are now live! Website to be updated tomorrow with our speakers bios and schedule. youtube.com/watch?v=RH9CaKJM…
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I caved @ComfyConAU @fancy_4n6 @wan0net Normally a nuggies man, but...... Enjoying some tendies with mini me.
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A personal thanks to all the @CrikeyCon crew for, once again, organising such a fun and welcoming con! We come for a chaos! 😁❤️
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Melbourne #infosec folks. Do you, or someone you know, have @securityonion experience and interest in working with @cis_unimelb to build labs on network monitoring, threat detection, analysis, and hunting? If so, please reply or DM. If not, pls RT for reach! #SecurityOnion
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If anyone missed the best part of my talk:
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