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How long is enough time? 💭

Of all the numerous human problems, control would be the end of us! Everyone wants to be in charge 😑.

The best things in life happen between 1am to 3:45am.

Who did this 😤🙂‍↔️

Honestly, Nigeria will be best governed by AI than the status quo.

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Look at how infinite imagination is.

Playing with Barcelona this season would mess with your goal difference 🙂‍↔️

The easiest way to to ensure enslavement was to make the devil black. 🖤

Mosquitos, right?

Can't decide between mango and banana

Pluto Presido 🫠

If you can afford to do something without having an evidence to show for it, then why not..

Everyone lies, including you!

There's a point in life when you are in-between.. You've seen too much but not enough. You've learn as much but still you know nothing. You're ready to dîe yet willing to live, only for purpose. Meanwhile, I'm ouchea in the wild, pretending everything is completely under control while the universe tests my last remaining brain cell..🫠 So, yeah. Dear life, and time, we with the least life expectancy on a global scale, salute you!🫡

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Half of the world's population is addicted to sugar, but we're not totally ready for that conversation.

Here's a free bagel for y'all! Forget gym bro talk. This is about real life energy. 1. Walk Daily No be by car everywhere. Walk dey clear your blood, keep your heart strong, and help you recover fast. 2. Sprint Small Small Short burst runs. E go build your lungs, give you energy, and stop you from gassing out too quick. 3. Squats Leg day = power day. Strong thighs and bum = strong base. You go move better. 4. Deadlifts Pick heavy things the right way. Full body strength. Na this one dey build that solid man energy. 5. Lunges Balance + strong hips. E dey help your stability so you no go dey wobble. 6. Glute Bridges Yes, for your yansh and pelvic area. E boosts blood flow where e matters and gives you better control. 7. Kegels Contract and release down there. Quiet exercise but e dey do the most for control and performance. 8. Planks Core strong = you no go tire fast. Na this one dey hold everything together. 9. Push-ups Upper body endurance. Shoulder, chest, arms. Confidence and stamina in one. 10. Cycle, but no too much Good for heart. Just don’t overdo the hard seat — moderation is key. Real Talk: Na Lifestyle Be The Formula Body no go perform if the basics are off. - Move your body every day - Protect your heart — eat right, no too much junk - Keep your weight in check - Sleep 7-9 hours — testosterone dey cook for night - Manage stress — overthinking kills vibe - Stay consistent What happens in the OTHER room starts from your daily habits. Gym, food, sleep, stress. That’s where the real work is done.