𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗲!

Who… Want me?

// everyone tell me happy birthday rn

Oops, I'm hard...

A peek into what happens when he comes home to @H0LLYWATSONS after a long day.

// are you fucking joking my ass. i make this back up and the day after i do, the account is no longer shadowbanned

(He dug through the bag. Thankfully, yes.) Okay. So. Uh. Pants off, I guess.

Okay uh... Let's just start simple. You get a vibrator?

Ganke, did you buy these without knowing what they are.

... So pick your favorite toy?

I KNEW you were wearing the branded panties! Ha!

Uh huh. I think I'll be fine. You bought MY merch. So... Who really lost here?

You would kill people... To have me use toys on you...?

What opportunity?! What are you TALKING about?!

You're so confusing. See you later.

YOU AGREED TO USE THEM.

YOU bought sex toys branded after ME. Pervert.

You're not helping! I'm going home.

... You're so annoying, Ganke.

(He didn’t stop walking until he was sure that no one could see them from the street.) … Okay. Uh. Now what.

You suck... (He sighed, leading the way right down the alley. FAR into the alley.)