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There's a dude vaping in the toilet.
Either that or I'm listening to Darth Vader having a shit 😨
#IAmYourPoopMaker
I just saw that they're planning on televising the oragami world championships.
...It'll be on paperview
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Fuel duty to go up by 12p a litre 🥵 Wasn’t mentioned in the Commons today but can be found on Page 57 of 68 of the OBR’s report: obr.uk/docs/dlm_uploads/CCS0…
My birthday is imminent...
One of the disappointing things about getting older is that my body cracks like a glowstick whenever I move, but it srill refuses to glow
My other half asked me to pass her a chapstick, but I accidentally picked up a glue roller.
...she hasn't spoken to me since
Not a surprise ... Worth waiting it out to sending our meter readings tonight so they don't "guess" our usage wrong 👌
Replying to @RedShoesMoment
I try to keep mine good for 3-4 years each. Last one (galaxy s9) is still working pretty well, but kept as a good backup in case this one breaks (s22)












