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I live vicariously through myself.

Joined September 2011
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Replying to @daverichard
@daverichard how about these two guys as good luck charms? Juwann Winfree and Easton Stick. Strictly because of their names
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Replying to @TheShins
@TheShins My daughter loves New Fang by The Shins
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The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
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BREAKING: The Tampa Bay Rays announce that they’re will be no fans in attendance at regular season games this season. Not because of the Coronavirus though.
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If the Leafs’ new back up goalie isn’t already nicknamed “The Family Man” then you heard it here first @MapleLeafs #JackCampbell #MapleLeafs
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Aaron freakin' Jones
Retweet if you’re a 2019 FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION! 🏆
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Thank you to all the @Bucks fans who came up to me and apologized for words someone tweeted even though you didnt have to. I know we are in a heated series but i want everyone to know regardless of what one person has said. Milwaukee and its fans are incredible! – at Mississauga, Ontario
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They are doing a casting call for the new Planet of the Apes movie! Just a heads up for all you glass bangers at hockey games #ControlYourselves #NHLPlayoffs
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Couple of beer league hockey things you “K” texters need to fix: If you stretch on the ice after the game you are a DB. If you tap your stick for the puck and the other team has it, be ready to fight
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Young player with no respect.
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Just walked into the new Princess Auto. If I’m not back in a month, just wait longer #LostPuppy
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Think if you showed #DonCherry all the times a D man’s stick saved a goal he’d change his mind? #50-1RatioForSure
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The misuse of the word “literally” figuratively makes my blood boil
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Is it weird that I wanna keep reading Dr. Seuss books in the voice of Bill Cosby even after my son has fallen asleep?
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Really need some allergy meds right now but too lazy to go to the store #SkipTheItches
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Omg were getting nuked!
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