human powered art. 🌈🎨 food forest things. 🌿💚 unspoiled Florida. 🐊 come find me in the real world. 👋
Florida, USA
Joined October 2024
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Good morning! 🌞☕🌿
I banged out this little illustration yesterday between other projects.
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I like that nearly all of these are solved by default when you’re just not wealthy.
Underrated Marriage hacks:
•No hot nannies.
•Keep location sharing on.
•Know each other's passwords.
•No opposite-sex jujitsu coaches.
•No opposite-sex personal trainers.
•Ignore your kids once a week & do date nights.
• No private DMs or solo lunches with the opposite sex.
•Spouse gets veto power on close friends and plans.
Keep God in the center, pray together, laugh together & choose each other daily.
Went to the beach and watched my footprints fade away in the waves.
Thought a lot about life/death.
Came home to find out we lost Sir Patrick Stewart. 🫠😭 dang.
2010 me is always sending present day me good vibes from another time and place.
Still the same rabble rouser at heart, I just don't look like a total punk anymore 😅
Good morning!
I painted a hat over the weekend ... now I have a last minute chanterelle costume for Halloween. 💁♀️🍄
Cutesy time is over. 🙃
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Quick timeline of the Bongino Block Party
Me: posts joke about block party
@OwenShroyer1776: i'll host it
Audience: this is hilarious
Blocked people: I'm in
Not-blocked People: I want to get blocked
Bongino & Co: you're leftist losers and you're obsessed with me, I own you, you are jealous of my success, posts tweet about it, employees tweeting about it, engaging with comments about it, signals interest in counter party, changes X bio to mention how he "blocks imbeciles"
Us: should we get a bounce house?
Hang it in your kitchen to ward off vampires.
Also making fire cider with our own ginger, turmeric, garlic and peppers this weekend. 🤩
Slice across the top so that every clove it just barely exposed - pour olive oil on top, cover and put in oven and it becomes a tacky garlic spread.
Peel the clove, cover in honey.
Look up a fire cider recipe and make the most pungent one you can handle to keep all things sickness away!
Plant garlic 2 - 3 inches, one clove, wrapper on, pointed up, base down, mulch with leaves some other organic matter - enjoy more garlic.
Open clove, bite clove, eat clove raw.
Chop clove finely, brown in a pan, add butter, use on steak.
Making food? Did you forget the garlic - add garlic.
Give garlic to friend and family as gift.
Join me for more garlic information - we're planting next week!
I am pretty sure I befriended a bake-danuki (shapeshifting tanuki) named Shinosuke when I was living in Tokyo.
He worked at a falafel shop called Falafel 👑 King that was open at magical hours and never on a schedule. Rare for Japan.
It was either gate up or gate down to signal the availability of falafel ... more often than not the gate was down.
Shinosuke wore a patchwork housecoat, blasted Ott's 'Skylon' and spoke riddles in broken English. I think about him a lot. 🦝
