Moaning twat trying to be witty. Crazy cat lady. Rugby fan. Music and drag race maniac. Happy wife. Slava Ukraini! PS I tend to swear a lot

Joined July 2011
What has happened to the Irish team??? What has happened to Low? How many handling errors can happen in 40 mins? Omg. Terrible first half. Better luck next half, bunch of butter-fingers
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They know exactly what they鈥檙e doing 馃槀
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"Pivot. PIVOT"
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When I hear my wife's key in the door after I promised to clean the house while she was out.
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Do you still love cats? 馃槀
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Now here's a petition I could get behind @Nigel_Farage #Farage
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Shinjuku, Japan 馃嚡馃嚨
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This is how this cat makes sure his paws don鈥檛 get cold.
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Every Scottish PE class in December
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When I go outside my house (not often), why do people wear the same style of puff jackets, suddenly? Identical jackets., young ppls, old, everyone. It feels like I didn't install the right expansion pack to my Sims game.. or it's a Matrix glitch
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And 100% of Scotland fans don鈥檛 give a fuck
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I've betrayed myself and setup a bluesky account. Not everyone is there, guess I'll be juggling both when I'm bored. I use the same handler there, in case anyone wants to join me in that other space.
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What Europeans think America is like 馃槀
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