Whitney Herrmann

Justin Beiber. Loathe.

Hey @dicky_nolan can you twitter something at me I'm your biggest fan I'LL DO ANYTHING

4 phone calls and counting from moving services in West La today. Am I being punk'd? Taunted for being graduated for 2 years? #washedup 💀

I find the "share size" label on candy packages offensive because, who are you to tell me how much I can eat by myself? #notsharing

60 years ago, Grapenuts fueled man's first summit of Mount Everest @erinschroeds WE CAN DO ANYTHING

Hi @dicky_nolan

The Girls soundtrack is almost as amazeballs as the show itself

Homeless people love grocery carts.

I never tweet anymore and the harsh reality is that it's because my life is really that uninteresting

I've been frisked by the federal government twice this week so 1. Happy vday to me and 2. Who wants king cake @erinschroeds @LiaBurrell

"Julie is always at the wrong end of the bajowa" - @erinschroeds, thought you'd enjoy this @jewelsmcd

Kate Upton's boobs scare me. Yes, I said it. Maybe because its unfamiliar territory for me 🙍

Two people have used the word "coolio" in conversation at work in the last 24 hours. Corporate America is HIP.

Monday after vacation: Everyone please hide your sharp objects 😖

🇺🇸, F YEAH RT @Gawker: America is number one at obesity, STDs and dying young. gaw.kr/CenfIdt

HahaYES,and @toryherrm you look awesome RT @mbeerbower12: Can I get your autograph at work tomorrow?! Haha @wherrm twitpic.com/btnvt2

Barre fit and subsequently my first fitness attempt in about 6 months is likely to keep me from walking tomorrow @erinschroeds @LiaBurrell

New season of The Biggest Loser, pass the Kleenex

Also during one of my 6 naps today I dreamed that I was in the Victoria's Secret Christmas commercial....so.

Not sure what the french is wrong with my immune system but I can count at least 8 holidays/vacations that I've been sick for #flu #feck