(I’ve had this handle since 2023 and will not let trends take it from me) there’s more possible for me than i ever knew existed. all i know is that i want
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꧁rissa꧂ retweeted
One of the nicest things you can do for your wife is throw stuff out
I think a lot of people assume it "can't hurt" to keep something, but it can and it does! Too much stuff is actively bad for your wellbeing
vivid dream that i was back in my sorority but from the outside it looked like my parents’ house with an attached barn. then my ex’s cousin came to destroy our plants and fight us with a rapier and i woke up kicking my three blankets
꧁rissa꧂ retweeted
ive always loved both nature and luxury. the two have never been at odds to me.
reminds me of the discourse on here a few years ago when crunchy right leaning woman were saying, i dont need diamonds, i just want a farm house on lots of land! and even then i was like…why not both?
꧁rissa꧂ retweeted
introducing FindMyWifePhone™️ my latest shortcut squarely placed on the pareto frontier. there is no easier & cheaper way to find your wife's phone.
"honey, do you know where my phone is?"
the fuck I dont!
"can you call me?!"
she keeps her phone on silent.
so i made this shortcut to help.
trigger = i send her a text with !ping in it
action = hey phone sets a timer for 1s
timer always works, we like to keep our phones on silent + dnd and we dont use apple watches. so finding each other's phones used to be a challenge. we both have this set up in reverse, and its worked well.
bonus shortcut = button in home screen widget to send !ping to my wife
(we also have one called !awaken which disables silent, sets volume to max & disables do not disturb in case of emergency)
a gnarled old lady on the bus, bent under a bag as big as herself, surprisingly agile as she quickly steps off
