Wild Dose

most people’s fears: heights, the dark, spiders mine: being somewhere with no toilets

one thing about me is I’m going to eat things that definitely hurt my tummy and still complain about it hurting later

just out here fighting evil (my digestive system)

I’m just a cutie with a lot of built up gas and tummy aches

“who would fall in love with someone with stomach issues” me:

me if complaining about tummy aches was a sport

me: *crying into a bowl of pasta to cheer me up* also me: *gluten intolerant*

my life is a constant battle between being hot & mysterious and telling strangers about my tummy ache

feeling sad, might eat a block of cheese idk

On a cheese comedown, wbu?

Another year of denying I’m lactose intolerant

New year, same tummy issues

your stomach issue hottie name is Lil’ + the last thing that made you bloated

me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: I don’t. Your only challenge was to not eat gluten and you literally won’t stop eating it. Last month alone you ate more pasta than the whole of tuscany. Stop calling me.

this is the way 🙏

“are you ok?” no I have a tummy ache

scientists have recently confirmed that people with ibs are 87% more likely to be hot af 🔥😍

BREAKING: my tummy (😢)

the human body has like 100,000 trillion bacteria in it and not a single one is helping me digest gluten 🫠

|￣￣￣￣￣￣ | | ACCEPT | | GASSY | | TUMS | | ＿＿＿＿＿__| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ