@will_selecta

Yeah that's right

Joined March 2026
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Forgot to take my ADHD stimulant with food now I’m acting out
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Anyway #NewProfilePic
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Democrats when the subject of trans people comes up
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Read 50 pages of The Brothers Karamazov instead of smoking weed until I pass out
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I grew up going to a lake that had this enormous gaping spillway that I can still hardly stomach looking at a photo of for some reason. Later found out that the lake itself was the site of a Zodiac Killer murder. Also saw someone shit in the water once. Accursed place.
🌷@littlefloweerrrOct 22
Let’s talk about phobias. What are you afraid of?
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Not sure where I was going w this... don't like that hole tho
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At the art gallery describing my Twitter as “text-based work that compresses slapstick wordplay into short, sharp quips, letting viewers peer into the mind of the disillusioned millennial spirit”
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A diva was raptured here
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She got mad at me last time I was here and now I can’t get a Gatorade bc what if she gets mad at me again
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Finding out my aunt’s increasing transphobia is directly fucking with her marriage
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Barackle Bomba if he wrote The Anti-Oedipus: uhhh let me be unclear
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Hi I’m a person driving a car! Let me just park in the bus lane and scroll on my phone for as long as I feel like it :) and if the bus comes? I don’t care <3 it’s all about me!
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Banger book... highly recommend
octopus/caveman@octopuscavemanOct 21
I remember a story from an abnormal psychology class where one state hospital had 3 guys who thought they were Jesus so they forced them to live together. At the end they all said the same thing about each other “They’re great guys but they’re mentally ill. I’m the real Jesus.”
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Went for an aimless walk and smoked a couple cigs and thought about society
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Sitting on the train and counting like 4 people staring insanely at my disability
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As I get older I realize that the extended singledom that I’ve enjoyed as a break from relentlessly pursuing fruitless relationships comes off as a personal failure to others despite my own feelings about it. Tteokbokki.
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Tweet I spent half an hour fine-tuning to perfection: 💬 0 🔁 1 ❤️ 4 Tweet I half-assedly typed out with one hand trotting across a busy four lane street while chugging a large iced coffee smoking a cig and blasting techno at an ear-splitting volume: 💬 56 🔁 482 ❤️ 44k
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They gave me an actual brain for free in utero, which I enjoy using
Major Glazer@John_BummitOct 21
So the people that are anti AI, do you like, not use AI at all??? Like not using it for generative art, and paying artists, I understand, but you're behinnnndddd if you refuse to touch it
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Someone out there has to get this joke. Where are all my London homies
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