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@sainsburys only seven falafels in a pack of eight - what gives? #supplychainproblems?

@parcelforce - why even phrase this with certainty. It just makes you look stupid and me feel angry. Not getting a delivery card and simultaneously being told that the driver "will have left" one is THE WORST possible customer experience. You suck.

@marksandspencer bought these brown boots from you less than 1yr ago, don't even wear then every day. Not pleased :(

Loving "Don Simon's" lunch box sized wine for kids. He's the fun kind of Don. – at Javea, Spain

I *REALLY* don't want to remove this level. 😕

Jolly plant in @Starbucks on A3. – at Farncombe, England

A man has 5 bagels and eats two. How many bagels does he have left?? #WhatDidIJustEatThen?

Della won't be upstaged by presents this year.

Turns out Della loves "How to train your dragon"!