@willcigarettes

freak (derogatory)

Joined November 2023
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First dance song is either iris by the goo goo dolls or moon river. Clock it
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Maybe I love living in a big city. I got everything at my fingertips man
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َ@livviio_Oct 22
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$20. This is Taylor swifts fault somehow
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Pick your favorite ex mine is low key the lawn mower
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I literally check my Gmail like it’s nobody’s business. And no one emails me
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I just inhaled a whiff of some strain of weed that gave me immediate flashbacks to freshman year some dude made pot brownies but he didn’t think you needed anything other than weed butter and cocoa powder so it was just brittle cocoa weed chunks and they tasted like death
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You also had no idea how many mg you were taking bc it was cooked improperly so it was a roulette every single time. You could take a pea sized amount and be genuinely out of commission. The dude that made them also got arrested for dealing coke. He’s now a project manager
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Kaze@Evren_ssznOct 9
I'm Sorry to say; I’m not free this weekend. On Friday night, I’m busy recovering from the 5 day work week. Saturday is only 45 minutes long, and on Sunday, I’m totally tied up with a series of panic attacks because Monday is literally 30 minutes away.
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White people putting fucking apples on pizza now. Ok
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the princess and the pea
@dreamlivsomeOct 6
the guy you have a crush on for a week on the disney cruise
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mike “sticky” kipley@thestickk1Sep 23
how it feels to run an unsuccessful burner
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Alright. So That’s not a loofah
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Does everybody hate me and think I’m weird
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That part of the weed when you’re scared everyone hates you and thinks you’re weird
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This is how I know love exists: one of my shoes fell off and I accidentally ran it over with a city bike and it broke so he gave me his shoes and walked barefoot
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ॐ𓋹𓂀༄@_porruizAug 27
me siento terrible espero que sea la regla y no el vacío en el pecho que tengo desde los 13 años
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I lost a clover 🍀 I am not lucky ☘️
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