one of the illest to never have steph

San Junipero
Joined January 2016
“wE cAn DisAgReE aNd StIlL bE fRiEnDs” yeah bitch, about pizza toppings, not racism. gtfo my face.
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snapchat be like “william, remember this?” and it’s a slideshow of my nudes 😭
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y’all were so loud about losing tiktok but silent about humans losing their civil rights
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sharing this on behalf of a dear friend who is raising money for The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society (LLS) and their mission to cure blood cancers. a simple repost could save a life ❤️‍🩹 events.lls.org/epa/svoyphill…
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there’s honestly no justifiable reason to suspend PrEP other than a desire to m*rd*r
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doing gay shit in a ski mask doesn’t make you any less gay btw
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sex is better when minds touch
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i hope he’s having a good day
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"you have pretty eyes" ok so make them roll back
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psa: i know you’re sad but drink your fucking water
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money won’t make you their type lol
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“any plans for the weekend?” me:
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money is great but make sure you’re leveling up mentally, physically, and spiritually too
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my acct has been private for 2 hours and i have 44 follow requests 😵‍💫
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i must be the only horror film fanatic that doesn’t like terrifier movies and i’m okay with that.
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future me will be proud of what i’m doing now and that’s all that matters
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don’t forget the lifestyle you promised yourself
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i’m quick to spoil a man with a fat ass. anything you want cake boss 🎂💸💰
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if i’ve given you my availability several times and you keep asking me to hang out on days i’m not available, i’m gonna stop responding because bitch i know you know.
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difficult conversations need to be had in person. tones need to be heard, facial expressions need to be seen, and energy needs to be felt.
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