Will O'Hara 👨🏽‍💻

Got them cells watching Man Utd this season...

Mount again 😬 He's simply not good enough. Stats since joining United in 2023 show more yellow cards than goals & assists 🤢 ⚽️ G/A: 8 🟨 Yellow cards: 9 Total salary: ~£40m Surely he's on notice, last chance saloon to start to turn it on?

Obviously we don't know what happened, maybe they tried, but United should've gone *all out* to sign Kane before he went to Bayern. A proven striker would've helped this team no end...we're leading the way for chances created & shots. 10th for goals.

Wouldn't it be fucking typical that in the year that City finally get sanctioned and end up in the Championship via huge points deduction, United end up in the Championship too... feels like a real danger right now.

United in a really poor position now. Range of players are just not good...but we don't have the clout to attract better ones now... Mount Shaw Zirkzee Santos Tielemans Dalot All need to go. Either consistently injured or simply not any good. Who'd want to go to United? 🤷‍♂️

4 nil down....and Carrick puts a left back on 😂👀 WTAF Where is Lacey?

Guess who's already scored a goal similar to this for United but isn't playing tonight 🤷‍♂️ Lacey. Get him on.

That sounds so bad but they didn't lose $80 billion in *cash*. It's a massive technical accounting adjustment required because the company became vastly more valuable than it was when it first took the loans. Still going to be valued at something like $2,000,000,000,000 👀

If I worked in marketing for Lime I'd be proposing they launched a global jousting series in collaboration with Red Bull. Lean into it...

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They need to improve finishing dramatically. Not just the final shot, but shooting without needing that 2nd, 3rd or 4th touch that usually results in a tackle or block. All linked to overall sharpness. That Mbeumo chance he could've hit without the extra touch.

Pretty clear that Atlético & Bayern will rip us to bits. Awful today. Passing poor, players stood waiting for the ball to arrive, no intensity, didn't take chances. Defensively confused & risky. I said before this game, if we lost to Spurs they'd sack Carrick. They still will.

Give this man his medal 🏅

I think the Bassey one against United is a penalty, we saw the same hands to face style incident given a few weeks back. Need consistency. And this one against City is even more clear cut. What do VAR think he's doing here??

We go ahead through two good goals, then took our foot off the gas. Just seemed to give up. 100% a foul on Sesko for their first goal. 2nd was a little unlucky but you could see it coming. Rashford should score, gets the ball under his feet instead. Very poor.

JJ who?? 😂

Look at Lammens, he's half dived expecting Enzo to head it, then continues to fall and ends up half in the net when Haaland shoots.