she/theyㅣ31 | horror fan | sometimes content creator | business inquiries: [email protected]

Joined September 2019
Life right now is like AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH OH DEAR GOD WHY AHHHHHHHHHH hehe animal crossing update!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHH HOLY SHIT THE SUFFERING ooo little treat
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Strongly considering a return to streaming? 👁️👁️
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Coming back to the animal crossing community after this update feels like the only class reunion I’d ever want to attend.
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ACNH 3.0 is the best thing to happen to mentally ill queer people since…actually let’s be real: this is as good as it gets for a lot of us.
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Getting a new Animal Crossing update at this point in time feels like being told your grandma isn’t actually dead and that she can do a kickflip on the skateboard now.
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I am always in my notes apps after 10 PM
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It’s time to get out there and start devising schemes.
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Unfollow me if you’re a Zionist
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You don’t have to earn using the pronouns you want.
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So do you remember how people used to say “go fly a kite” in the same way people use “touch grass?” Well I did fly a kite today and helped. I also touched grass and that also helped.
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“All in His timing” I say as I watch track the position of my male DoorDash driver
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Most romantic thing you could say to someone is that you miss them more than the light blue Scooby Doo fruit snacks
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🦇🕸chelsea🕸🦇 retweeted
On his birthday, we'd like to take a moment to remember Gunnar Hansen, the actor behind the original Leatherface in Tobe Hooper's 1974 TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE. An icon of the genre, forever.
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I love that DoorDash has a button that just says “get help.” Like ok thank you. Finally. Can we start by talking about my dad?
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I never answer when the gas pump asks if I want a receipt. None of your business.
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What if instead of a village or island the next Animal Crossing game is set in the 9th layer of hell
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Seeing something on social media that makes you realize something about your mental health is like finding an ancient scroll where a prophecy has been foretold.
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When the mental illness (something I’ve dealt with my whole life and has inexorably shaped my experiences and who I am as a person) has a real impact and isn’t just lore
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Sometimes I fear getting old and then I think about nursing home Smash tournaments.
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