@witchesflight

he did a restraining order on me so i bought him a jeep grand cherokee to prove I loved him. daenerys tankie. it’s teddy.

 idaho / 30s / she/her
Joined July 2020
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pinning this again
longtime close personal friend who resides in city@geeequinn10 Mar 2017
Replying to @cheryltunts
where are you going teddy u in an old man mask putting on a cloak with a basket of raw meat: out
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Unjust Ken@YoungerPope7h
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The Terror but all the enlisted men are Minions
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allison harvard burke
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NO REGRETS
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I just got result 'peglar my beloved' on quiz 'which character from the terror are you?'. What will you get? uquiz.com/quiz/lY7vos/which-… via @uquiz

I got peglar my beloved... which character from the terror are you?

so many sad dying boys to choose from, but whose vibe matches yours the most? very subjective, verging on completely arbitrary. contains a selection of my favourite boys but not everyone is represe...

uquiz.com
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Million Dollar Gabey@Gabewatch12h
Man can you imagine singing and Tom Jones voice coming out I'd never shut up
kramerica industries@hepimp23h
You better not be Tom Jones in a purple suit singing Purple Rain when I get home!!! Me :
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I’m glad that so much of the terror fandom is fujos and ppl joking abt it and actual history nerds bc I just thought of the number of men who def believe they’re crozier or blanky like the ppl who say they’re baelor breakspear and pissed myself off
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Travis knight is the only billionaire w rights
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sarah j. dudski@dudski12h
when i was a walmart manager there was a subset of worker who would come up to me like "this guy's acting suspicious, i followed him around and then i saw him take merchandise into the bathroom" and i would say "you did the right thing telling me" v solemnly before doing nothing
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V@shre_vid10h
'Oh so your Matt can glaze Daemon-' as he should and he better keep doing it or best believe he is going to be getting cooked and roasted by me and oomfs for being wrong and tasteless. This is a daetatorship.
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☆@sageisaplant11h
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a baby dressed as winnie the pooh>
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watch diarra from detroit!@fiddlerotroof10h
you can also do several costumes for your baby because theyre the cutest thing in the world & everyone wants to see all their fun costumes!!!!!!!!
teen vampire, aged 40@witchesflight20h
Reminder to parents that u may think dressing ur tiny baby as a pumpkin for Halloween is predictable or whatever… I promise it is not and that nothing is cuter than a pumpkin baby
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Benzo Stray Dogs@benzostraydogs10h
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Just look at that gay chud son preening
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m'aiq the digger🪏@euios_of_nysa11h
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it even works on dogs
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DawnDada@MayoriMorning11h
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Pumpkin costumes should be mandatory for baby's 1st Halloween!😂 (even my dogs 1st costume was a pumpkin)
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTV12h
alarming amount of people think this is from the blair witch project lol
chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVOct 20
this must have broken so many brains back in 1996
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the sopranos scenes@sopranoscenes12h
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Dear Thommy 💘@thom_weights12h
legit lol
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Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 19
Foreign Vampire Movies Cronos (1992) - on HBO Max Let the Right One In (2008) - on Tubi
Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 18
Weird guy moves in The Stepfather (1987) - on Tubi The Guest (2014) - on Shudder The Stepfather was written by famous pulp novelist Donald E. Westlake
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Dear Thommy 💘@thom_weights14h
Homicidally Gay.
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