co-Founder of Swytch B.V.

Utrecht, The Netherlands
Joined July 2008
Swytch 1.4.0 is generally available. This release is about making Swytch faster, more capable, and more dependable in production. Performance: We've made significant improvements to latency and throughput across core data paths. The cluster gets faster as you add nodes. JSON support (RedisJSON compatible): Swytch now ships RedisJSON compatible module support with full coverage, so you can work with JSON documents natively. Cloud stability: For clusters connected to Swytch Cloud (our zero-knowledge control plane), this release includes a round of stability improvements to improve resilience in the face of large cluster churn. SQL support and search: This release also includes full SQLite-compatible support and search (RediSearch compatible), available under a commercial licensing agreement for teams that need it in production. Get started: docs.getswytch.com/#getting-…
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CAP is a choice. If it weren’t, cloning a database would violate CAP. Prove me wrong
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Maybe why cache invalidation is so hard: swytchbv.substack.com/p/ligh…
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There's no clock-sync to maintain, exactly-once guarantees when popping lists across regions, and the best part: it's completely leaderless, passing Jepsen tests, oh, and completely open source. Replace your Redis Cluster with Swytch. Swytch 1.0[github.com/swytchdb/swytch]
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FrankenPHP gained 1,000 stars in one week and is now listed among the trending repositories on GitHub 🤩! Let's help it reach 10,000!
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Hey @Apple where the hell is the “I don’t want to” button? Like an X or something… you know, basic UX stuff.
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Alexander Stecher and @withinboredom have once again done a tremendous job of improving FrankenPHP! They've tracked down and fixed a few memory leaks in worker mode and optimized HTTP request header handling to make it faster than ever. All this is in version 1.4.2, which is immediately available: github.com/dunglas/frankenph…
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withinboredom.info/2024/03/1… -- just a little short story that might make you think.
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Robert Landers retweeted
Version 1.3.4 of FrankenPHP introduced an annoying crash in worker mode and we had problems with the static binaries build pipeline. All these problems have now been resolved, and a new version is immediately available: github.com/dunglas/frankenph… (Big weekend 🥱, don't forget to sponsor the project maintainers)
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Can you sue @alexa99 or @amazon for harassment? Like, stop annoying me about Amazon Music. Please, just stop. I shouldn't have to tell @alexa99 to use my music subscription. It should just use it.
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withinboredom.info/2024/01/2… -- my thoughts on accidental "null erasure" and how to avoid it.
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Hey @SlackHQ , how do I exit a search with the new interface?
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Ever wanted to take down an etcd server @SwiftOnSecurity? Just send a crap ton of EOF. The logs will fill the hard drive in a matter of minutes. Who knew a single byte could be so dangerous...
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I love how I reported a windows bug that made ipv6 work in WSL, with a few hiccups -- the bugs. Instead of you know, fixing those bugs ... they 'fixed' the bug that allowed ipv6 to work in the first place. :sigh: No more ipv6 for me.
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Some days, I just want to quit this industry and open a coffee shop or wine bar.
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If you want to waste your money, I will happily support you in that endeavor. I’m pretty expensive, but I promise I can help you waste your money however you want. I can also offer tips to do the opposite, no extra charge, based on the money wasters I’ve worked for.
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