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do you or a loved one suffer from a painfully slow minecraft server?
learn to recognize it before it's too late.
didn't get invited to your wife's girlfriend Halloween party this year again? Well good thing pyro.host/games is having a 30% off sale. have us import horror packs for you and then open a support ticket to redo it later after you pissed yourself from the cave dweller! 🎃
I think our ceo will be very cheesed with this one @kraftmacncheese #itainteasybeingcheesy
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today i learnt that the discord TTS Bot has canonical pronouns and goes by She/It/Vi
sorry yall no posts from your overlord ember for like... 3 moons?? while I relearn Deadlock because god DAMN this update is MASSIVE... Also vote baba or you are dead to me!
someone asked me if you love pyro is it called heart burn? I looked at them in pure disgust and proceeded to ignite them. focus on getting your money up not your funny up so you can keep me employed pesant. 🔥 🔥 🔥 (pic unrelated I just think she's cute)
I took the old intern out back! BLAM! now this account belongs to me ember :D praise me pyros new overlord or perish in the nether!!!! muhahahahah :3
"Hold us accountable, watch what we do." Come on. You don't get to ask for accountability after you've already sold to the exact company everyone was worried about. The time to listen was before February. They didn't.





















