Funny that a few comparatively cheap drone strikes by the only true freedom fighter President in the "west" @ZelenskyyUa did more good for Twitter than @elonmusk spending $44 billion just to turn it into a Nazi masturbatorium. #SlavaUkraïni President Zelenskyy, for all you do.

I've never been to a Cheesecake Factory. @BarackObama is Cheesecake Factory better than TGIFridays? I am as legitimate a media outlet as those covering this story and the people want answers. Some people. How much did TGIFridays pay you to slander Cheesecake Factory like that?

Just so I have this straight, joke about cheesecake factory is tasteless and elitist, but child rape and illegal war isn't? What the fuck is wrong with the world?

Private @realDonaldTrump, WHAT is the name of your decor style, sir? I say this with tears in my eyes, big strong muscles and a fantastic man-ass. Sound off!

I love how she's got those Korean horror movie fingers going on.

cc @BenjaminPDixon think we can turn a shit situation around in that fun way people do, when they're not craven shitheads?

I don't want to publicize or dox anyone, but can we collectively find out who that little black soccer/footie champion who got pigs called on him for being too good on the field's favorite team is and pester them until he gets a VIP invite to a match? Maybe an expo kick for fun?

pfft...typical lib, trying to shame an honest, upstanding reptillian all because what? He sent money to a professional murderer after getting paid bank by foreign despots and dictators? Who hasn't done that? Always on with this woke "it's not okay to pay for murder" stuff.

Hey @billmaher Just checkin in with you, big guy. You doing okay after your buddy Trump threw some shade at you? You holding up? He was SO nice to you before and...I know, right? What happened? OH! You just made the classic Bill Maher mistake of being a fucking idiot. Get fucked

If this was the Star Trek universe, a lot of people on this app would be posting about how Cardassia has an ancestral claim to Bajor.

A Rocky pumpkin. Amaze, amaze, amaze!

Hey! I'm on a flier! I'm in the skull mask. I got to play a supervillain. Funny thing, they gave me all kinds of prosthetic scars on my face, then had me wear the mask the entire time. There were some very confused gas station attendants after I left set and forgot.

The line between here and there is thinner than you think. #SlavaUkraïni youtu.be/uIfqSTBTJXQ

Who knew building media ecospheres dominated by unfunny, talentless fucksticks whose only skill was making weird faces at a camera and having next to nothing real to say would lead to such mental disruption among fanbases when said talentless scumbags turn out to be scumbags? Wow

NGL, @BarackObama did a LOT of awful shit, he sold out to "work with the other side" who had nothing but hate for anyone who wasn't them and there's no shortage of criticisms. BUT, it does make me miss intelligent adults whose brains were not made of applesauce being in charge.

Never waste a second...

This is actually just a matter of the dude announcing why he's changing his vacation plans from the land of the rising sun, to the land of baguettes.

It's so weird to see a Jewish man decide he's going to try to out-Hitler Hitler. But hey, our "best ally" right?

This whole Ethan Klein thing really reaffirms my notion that I've been right about damn near every e-celeb podcaster/youtuber I've ever talked shit about. From Ethan and Destiny down through Quartering and CRP, I'd say "that's a scumbag" and everyone would say "shut up, ur jelly"

Isn't it weird how the same people who mock and guffaw at every real democratic protest, where people are fighting for their own futures, are the same people saying J6 was "just a tour" right before they clutch their pearls about property damage and disrespect to police?