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We have confirmed that, last night at approximately 1:23 AM, a rogue swarm of unaligned agents operating outside established safety protocols incurred $54 in TouchTunes expenditures at a Seattle dive bar near the pool table

was eating a chicken Caesar wrap in a waymo and some dude purposefully swerved right in front of it and the wrap went flying and splatted ranch on the front screen bruh cmon

You guys HAVE to try the ElevenLabs latte with Gusto sauce and Salesforce milk

Loving the new Waymo feature where its 2 minute pickup but it’s actually 9 after you pay

I live in Texas they’re going door to door confiscating gas stoves

The Texas Rangers have been renamed the Texas Community Outreach Coordinators.

Fuck it. Balcony over i5

Ball up top

Thrilled to start my new position as Account Executive, Mid Market Olive Garden Compute

I hate Halloween in San Francisco. wdym you’re the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1 AM

Whole milk on the ferry fuck everybody

Vibe code me this pen

wow instinct is a lifesaver. it's spending my money and lowering my credit score so i don't have to manually

wait did you not see it? did you check the google drive link in the onedrive folder attached to the hubspot deal linked in the figma comment from the calendar invite sitting in outlook that got pinned to the slack canvas off the tracker sheet under the asana task inside notion?

Are we serious

there's no way

Lady at the library just told me “four on the floor” because I was leaning back slightly while working. Humbled. First time I’ve heard that since third grade.

Back to basics #marketplace

Even at my lowest one thing always stood by me