@wkeyholder

26 both thinker & non-thinker floating rock enjoyer

 Chicago, USA
Joined February 2014
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n8@wkeyholderJun 3
how do i tell women at the bar that i don’t want to fuck i just want to be their boyfriend for 2 hours, make out and go home
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Hey yall here’s 4 screenshots of the most insipid uneventful Hinge chat of all time. Shouldn’t this person im talking to kill themselves?
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I know Miz gum bland as fuck right now
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n8 retweeted
RGT@CyGasser4h
The line "I don't care if I ever get back" in "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" is one of the greatest lies in songwriting history. I would prefer if I came back to the ballpark eventually, actually.
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taking a dab for every run scored this game 🫡 #1 down the hatch
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Beautiful AB & piece of hitting from Caminero. Seems unhampered by the leg injury from last night #WorldSeries
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This manipulative ass post LMFAOOO
Nyx@voidpires9h
Replying to @voidpires
Sorry your BPD friend in crisis made you feel icky. Sorry they’re in crisis so often. I’m sorry it’s sooooo burdensome to YOU. BPD is a disorder so severe there are places that recommend assisted suicide as the only treatment. Suck it up.
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like this for beer & redzone at the abode
n8@wkeyholder3h
finally home god bless
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oh okay
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i want to double it actually
sliving2025@slivlaughlove23h
Men only want one thing and that thing is stealing the light from your eyes
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kim ᯽@therealkimjOct 27
not every unpleasant interaction is narcissistic abuse sometimes somebody just doesn’t fucking like you
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holy shit write that down
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@griffisu8h
did i cook or nah
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finally home god bless
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playing against y’alls oomf in work fantasy league this week wish me luck
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oh my god shut the fuck up
Big Mac Pussy Attack@ConstantiJOEpleOct 28
oh that’s a neo-Nazi term as the word of the year
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Maxxing is Dictionary.com's 2026 Word of the Year for widespread slang use in optimization. It originated in gaming and incel communities, not as a neo-Nazi term. dictionary.com/word-of-the-ye… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/-maxxing
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Sleeping in jeans is like having little weighted blankets for your legs
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i can only fight through so many smokescreens before i’m unable to breathe
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World Series Game 4 tonight
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loud brewers crowd in tampa
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thanks for the advice twitter
n8@wkeyholderOct 27
google search “how do i get the girl from trivia to like me -ai”
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google search “how do i get the girl from trivia to like me -ai”
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