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Writer of Alabaster Shadows. Creator of Floating Hands Studios. Also makes Video Games and Puppets. So very queer. He/Him https://teapawt.org/t.co/kSI04Bc4xA

Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2008
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Because I never remember to pimp my own work, here's a reminder of my and @RashadDoucet's all ages cosmic horror comic Alabaster Shadows from @OniPress. Kids and monsters and strange dreams and mysterious portals to other worlds. Check it out! onipress.tumblr.com/post/130…
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Back when Glee was in it’s first season. Generating a Pandora playlist based on the artist “Cast of Glee” and then blocking the artist “Cast of Glee” was a fantastic listen.
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There once was a small pair of shoes Obtained for a baby to use Without more detail They’re now on retail To purchase if that’s what you choose
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Today marks the third day that @AmazonFresh has delivered expired meat as a part of my grocery order. Attempting to return it via the app refers to customer support, which refers to return it via the app. Irritating, but not surprising. Anyone local want some rancid meat?
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Holy crap, this is so exciting! Congrats! They are lucky to have you! Seriously guys, @DevenOClock is going to be great in this. He’s an absolute delight to work with and I cannot wait to see it.
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@PeteGresser posits two reasons why Apocalypse is a homosexual. 1) Have you seen his wife? She’s fierce. 2) When he wants to excuse his bad behavior, he starts talking about magic and astrology bullshit.
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Just wait until he comes back with new All Stars lips.
And today we celebrate the most well known case of medical malpractice in history.
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I’m watching the live action Dora movie and it is adorable.
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Also, these characters are lucky they are invincible.
Jesus in a wafer, Jesus in the incense, Jesus communion wine, With transubstantiation you can have Jesus anytime.
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I often judge musicals, especially movies, by the criteria of “If this song were cut, would the end product be lesser for it?” I think #Encanto gets a firm yes for every song. I haven’t felt that about a Disney musical in quite a while.
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In particular “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” does such a great job with characterization. You don’t actually learn much about Bruno, but you learn so much about all the characters who are singing about him. #Encanto
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I just watched Matrix Reloaded for the first time since it was in the theatre. I enjoyed it more since I knew going in that it’s more of a “no movie here, just vibes” experience, but man that movie is full of some very long scenes.
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Now I can finally watch the third one for the first time, and get to the fourth one which is what I’m looking forward to because I’m a sucker for weird metatextual commentary.
I've been finding it really hard to feel connected to much of anything lately.
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There are still things I enjoy, but I don't seem to enjoy them for as long. (honestly I think this is my ADD acting up after pretty much being stuck inside for two years)
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No real idea what to do with this, just wanted to put it out there. I hope you all are taking care of yourselves. It's been an especially rough few years.
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One of the weird things about working in COVID logistics is that I tend to be a couple weeks ahead of everyone I know on the ‘cancelling my plans’ curve. Of all the things I could have advance knowledge on, this is not a fun one.
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#Centaurworld totally pulled off a perfect “oh no, he’s hot” moment, and it somehow wasn’t even slightly comedic.
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If you enjoy a creator's work, tell them. Sometimes the only thing that stands between creating more and quitting is a compliment.
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