Joined May 2026
He’s a 10 but he watches the World Cup on Fox and not Telemundo.
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They ain’t showing no lame ass streamer fight at twin peaks when you got the big dogs playing tonight…. Be so foreal!!!! 🏀 🏀🏀
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I was going to take a drive to Austin and spend the day there but the heavy wind is moving cars into my lane on the highway… so I’ll be getting some soups from Panera bread and just hanging out at home 🏡
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Elon musk invented a flying car, now I have to worry about dumb mfs in the air 🤦‍♀️
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It’s been 6 months since I’ve drank and no club/bar 😋
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Some guy at the game asked me for my instagram but I was too shy to go back and give it to him It could’ve been the LOML but now I’ll never know 😌
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Babe I only posted “where the girthy weiners at?” So I can avoid that area
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never seen an opp in barnes & noble or at the library before
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Men want a nonchalant girl but I’m the type to chew the gum from your mouth
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I got PTSD all over again cause how did we lose that lead tonight? 💔 #GSG
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Do I turn you on?
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If it’s true that Dylan Harper got cheated on, this season finna be wild 🏀 😭
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I’ll eat ass from the back but I draw the line at vaccines.
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If you love me, tell me before the plague kills us all.
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