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Joined June 2022
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about to try these
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fell
Write a sad story using 1 words.
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Nacho libre should be in the criterion collection
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i wish i were a snowglobe
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never considered Surf Dracula could be a woman maybe i’m not a good person
watched Viy (1967) and I really appreciate the witch girl who surfs high speed through the air on her coffin
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It’s so cool to watch Halloween happen all over the place
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when i was little my dad told me if you dropped a bottle of pop it might explode and in my mind i saw a mushroom cloud and i was so distraught and confused as to how and why someone would create such a beverage
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I'm no geopolitical expert, but as a Filipino leftist, I think it's a no-brainer: we must build solidarity with the American and Chinese working classes and help them pressure their governments to stay the fuck out of the Philippines. Our self-determination is non-negotiable.
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Nothing takes me out of a movie more than when the character goes to the land of Oz
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Stop digging
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*depeche mode voice* reach out touch rock climbing with my dentist
having my own personal "white people be like" moment. Im going rock climbing with my dentist.
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When you can't feel one of these in your pocket <<<<<
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My friend in college followed a Twitter account called “EDM Lyrics” that would just tweet like “woahhhhh sometimes I get a good feeling…” and he didn’t get why I thought it was so funny
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I’m sorry
Ngl “Chads” are kinda annoying. Not toxic ugly men but the handsome tall guys with a nice jawline and perfect six pack. They didn’t really develop a personality so like they think sliding into ur DMs is flirting enuf. “Hey” UGH WHAT DO YOU WANT. They don’t have good flirt game irl either cuz women just throw themselves at him so when you don’t do it they’re actually MEGA boring but still want ur attention. You think Chad has crazy rizz skills like Leo in Catch Me if You Can? WRONG Nowhere near that level of smooth. 😩😩😩 Wish they were fun like that BUT THEYRE NOT. They’re like …. really boring UNLESS they are autistic. And even then the autistic ones might still not know how to flirt but still want female validation so they burden you with their presence cuz they expect you to validate them for no reason. MOST OF THEIR PRESENCE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN AND THEYRE THE WOMAN CUZ THEY FLIRT LIKE SHIT AND ARE USELESS.
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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CORONA 19 the pandemic. if u were a real new yorker u know iykyk... BING BONG
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my objectively correct revision: ww2: communist ww2 podcast/documentary enjoyer: moron (irrelevant) ww2 pacific theater: wasp nephew civil war/american revolution: american nationalist pop whig history (dan treuer/stephen pinker): new democrat christian dispensationalist: neocon
“I’m a history buff” WW2: Nazi coded Napoleonic Era: Leftwing coded Civil War: Toss up Revolutionary War: Libertarian Haitian Revolution: Communist Medieval times: Conservative Ancient Rome: Alt-Right Ancient Greece: Liberal Punic Wars: Progressive Great Depression: Socialist
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dialectical materialism: meaningless vocal stim church fathers: tryhard idiot internet/subculture historian: tryhard idiot looking to do media appearances and get a book deal
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napoleon: liberal middle ages: conservative ancient greece: scientist/homosexual ancient rome: normal european who goes for walks outside
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