me to my annoying coworker: yeah you think so? no shit sherlock me under my breath to the boss: yeah obviously sherlock me coming home to my beautiful wife: i love you sherlock

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kart · Oct 23, 2026 · 8:11 PM UTC

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kart@kiluhz4h

Kidz bop If i beat that pudding up is you gon tell on me

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jake · Oct 23, 2026 · 8:07 PM UTC

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open.spotify.com/track/7tPnG…

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Westside Gunn · Flygod Is An Awesome God · Song · 2019

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jake · Oct 23, 2026 · 7:18 PM UTC

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jake · Oct 23, 2026 · 6:50 PM UTC

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Just went on a walk

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jake · Oct 23, 2026 · 6:34 PM UTC

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Borrowed. Your mirror @millerIowlife @madsssagascar

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jake · Oct 23, 2026 · 6:05 PM UTC

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Just slipped on a banana peel and fell into a well and on the way down my pants got snagged on the bucket revealing my heart patterned white boxers

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Turk · Oct 23, 2026 · 5:23 PM UTC

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Turk@GigaflyStalin7h

AIPAC is why the H3 podcast is over

AIPAC 🇺🇸🇮🇱

@AIPACOct 22

AIPAC is why your fantasy football team stinks. AIPAC is why the weather is bad. AIPAC is why you need an app to park. Say NO to Bernie’s obsessive scapegoating. YES to an America that works with our ally to create U.S. jobs, keep America safe, and promote democratic values.

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