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Here are the winners of the 2026 Logan Awards!
Outstanding Comedy Music Video
@ninjasexparty - Zombie Handjob
Outstanding Parody Song
@insaneianb - WOKE MARXIST POPE
Outstanding Original Comedy Song
@wormquartet - I Was in the Weird Al Pit at Riot Fest
Congrats to the winners
The new album officially dropped today. Thank you @Oglio for making it possible, the Kickstarter Lartians who made version 1.0 possible, and all the amazing guests and collaborators including @ASH_TELL_EM, @schafferthedark, @wattwhite, @jaret2113, Gosh Diggity, @MegaRan, @deadmilkmen, @phonelosers, Dory Loup, D.A.T., Mike Sapone, @christinartnd, @wormquartet, @r2thespecialist, Lacey Johnson, Rodney Linderman, @adamfgoldberg, Liliia Kysil and everyone else who worked on this with me.
Physical CD (link in bio) comes with a cool zine. Streaming everywhere. Thanks to Bryan from @WeAreKooKoo for the demos and @Stanford and the San Jose Indigo Program for hosting tonight’s release party at my alma mater. Thanks to Gavin Jones, Judith Richardson, and all the teachers and producers who believed in me.
Hey @UPS - What kind of absolute geniuses are you employing who see a delivery box and a covered porch and leave packages in the rain ON TOP OF THE DELIVERY BOX???
Hi! I've been making videos answering questions about my "Totally Obsessed" appearance. Ok?
youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
The degree to which @Delta screwed up my most recent trip is staggering...and now they've "lost" my refund request. The "Whoops!" on their site should be painted on their planes, it's pretty much all I've seen from them lately.
New Worm Quartet song "Whole Lotta Don't Wanna" available today on The FuMP, Bandcamp, and various streamy places! wormquartet.bandcamp.com/tra…
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New FuMP! "Whole Lotta Don't Wanna" by @wormquartet
thefump.com/music/song/whole…
Official video for Dead Rat Disco's "Tonight" - check it!!
youtube.com/watch?v=RjOSvXWQ…
My new band Dead Rat Disco has a new EP live today on Bandcamp, hitting streaming next Friday! deadratdisco.bandcamp.com/
This pile of human garbage is running for congress. I know I've only lived in North Carolina for just over a year, but I've met a lot of people in that time and I feel reasonably confident in saying that we're better than this.
Last day for this! Get a bundle with all the available Worm Quartet vinyl or CDs along with a shirt, keychain, poncho, and stickers for 40 bucks!! wormquartet.bandcamp.com
Ooo! What's this? Added two bundles to the Worm Quartet Bandcamp merch page for Black Friday! Get either ALL of my available CDs -or- my two vinyl records along with a shirt, poncho, stickers, and a keychain for 40 smackers! wormquartet.bandcamp.com/mer…
Finally the rest of you can see what I always see when I glance skyward - the blessed giant open-mouthed golden orb of hunger, consumer of the azure dead - hovering over us, ever-moving yet ever-mazebound. Happy Thanksgiving.
ME: *Grabs a few sheets of toilet paper from the roll*
GOOGLE GEMINI: Hi, would you like to try new AI wiping?
ME: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH













