John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter) header
John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter) profile picture

John McCloskey

@wotsitmatter

Liar 💩 4 🧠 🤡 I will forget you long before you forget me.

Joined May 2023
  • Tweets1.5K
  • Following503
  • Followers502
253Media
Photo by John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)Photo by John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)Photo by John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)Photo by John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)Photo by John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)Photo by John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)Photo by John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)Photo by John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)Photo by John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)Photo by John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)
Me as Eddie 😂😂😂
Image from John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)
4
11
152
I tidied it up a bit
Image from John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)
1
19
Nature. Red in tooth and claw:
9
200
Just the tip
Image from John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)
4
1
20
366
🎵🎶Do a little dance, make a little love, Get down tonight:
8
166
Lolz!
1
8
137
Truth
Image from John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)
4
17
178
That'll help 😂😂😂
Image from John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)
3
11
214
🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️
Image from John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)
4
1
1
6
186
🏋️‍♂️😂😂
7
4
1
37
830
Which is best? Sexually transmitted diarrhoea or American Covid? 🤷‍♂️
20%Sexy Diarrhoea
5%Yankee Covid
75%Both at the same time
20 votes • Final results
2
2
3
220
Which is best? Sexually transmitted diarrhoea or American Covid? 🤷‍♂️
James Melville 🚜 (@JamesMelville) profile pictureJames Melville 🚜
@JamesMelvilleOct 12
Piss off.
Image from James Melville 🚜 (@JamesMelville)
1
1
11
314
You know what I fancy right now?
Image from John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)
3
14
313
It just keeps getting better: archive.ph/X2tU6
Creator of free Adobe clones unveils open-source Microsoft Office Exc…

Creator of free Adobe clones unveils open-source Microsoft Office Exc…

archived 11 Oct 2026 11:56:45 UTC

archive.ph
John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter) profile pictureJohn McCloskey@wotsitmatterOct 8
AI is doing some good work too. Free software is going to make the big companies review their business models. techspot.com/news/114136-sof…
"Software is over": Developer uses AI to build free Adobe clones after frustration with cancellat...

"Software is over": Developer uses AI to build free Adobe clones after frustration with cancellat...

As Ars Technica reports, developer Brandon Thomas is taking on seven of Adobe's best-known applications through Artcraft. The project extend beyond Adobe's famous photo editing program to...

techspot.com
1
70
Me having a snack after my workout
Image from John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)
3
11
176
I would do this 😂
Image from John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)
2
14
140
My notifications have settled down at last, soooo...
John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter) profile pictureJohn McCloskey@wotsitmatterOct 10
Replying to @wotsitmatter
I've been bulking up. Keep your panties on, girls! 😂😂😂
Image from John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter)
94
I've just finished the last episode of Pornhub. Did they make a second series?
2
10
307
He's lucky there are no tigers 🐅🐅🐅
John McCloskey (@wotsitmatter) profile pictureJohn McCloskey@wotsitmatterOct 9
He ded! 😂🦁
3
15
1,154
Load more