ASM is outrageous, absolute quality player. No defender can live with him. But he will be gone soon and we are proper fucked #NUFC

Fully deserved point there #NUFC #TOTNEW

Just mastered Algebra at 37 years old. Thanks @RedbridgeCS for my daughters homework!

So u can meet 1 mate in a park but stay 2m apart. But u can’t meet 1 mate and play golf as a 2 ball. It’s so easy to stay well over 2m apart on the golf course. Clear this up @BorisJohnson it’s stupid #Golf

That important letter R will fly back up in no time. Ppl will take the piss even more than they already are. #lockdownuk #COVID19 #COVIDIOTS

On to the last episode of #Ozarkseason3 here we go!!

Getting that bored I’ve just spent an hour cleaning the wheely bins #lockdown #bored

Anyone out socialising from now on should just be shot dead as they obviously don’t value anyone’s life. Selfish, idiotic people need to f**k right off. Just #StayHome #COVID2019

Brilliant everyone clapping at their front doors!! Well done! #NHS #NHSCovidHeroes

All this panic buying is pissing me off, can’t get anything! Just ban trolleys, go to 1 x basket per person. Problem solved. #panicbuyers

#CheltenhamFestival2020 here we go, any tips??

Our national anthem is shit. The Scottish anthem is powerful #6nations2020

#nufc back in the relegation zone by the end of January. Guaranteed. We are shit.

Been at the park literally 20 seconds. Nipper falls over.

#Ascot today for our work Christmas do, excellent day!

Just found this queer still lurking about @jakeyjelly

Back to being absolutely shit then #NUFC

It’s mental how bad #ManUtd are now.

#ChildrenInNeed2019 really pulls on the heart strings, I admire any person who does even the smallest things for kids that need help. U are all legends and u all make a difference.

#JokerMovie excellent film